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April Bonus Stories 2, 3, & 4 !! - Audio

As assortment of juicy bonus stories with Kerri coming in hot with some takes! Did I say Wagyu right? SLIM CHANCE.. but these stories were so wild and caused conflict over the most irrational things. Thoughts on these ones?!

Story Links:

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1c4u2hr/i_thought_the_ick_was_fake_until...

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Group Tea Thursday at 6pm PST!!

Here we goooo! April's group tea session!! Doing a week night to mix it up this month and help some of our busy bees make it. So this Thursday 4/25 at 6pm pacific time aka 8pm central and 9pm EST.

So excited to catch up, especially after meeting so many of you in person on tour. WILD!!

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April Bonus Story #1 -- Video

When will this side of toxic masculinity not be a thing? It's okay that boys and men cry. Right?

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Mukbang?!

Talk about it at the start of April bonus story #1 but.. would you want a mukbang video to replace one of the individual bonus stories this month? If yes please make recs on things we should try below!

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April Bonus Story #1 -- Audio

We have dad joining for our first bonus story this month! This story is about a guy who wants a divorce after his wife talked badly about him for crying. Thoughts on this one?

https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1bykrms/wibta_for_divorcing_my_wife_after_she_told_her/

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March Bonus Story #4 -- Video

Last bonus story for the month awhhhh.. but it is worth the wait because it is a good one!

Do you guys think the brother will learn or will he be tied to Jessica forever?

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March Bonus Story #4 -- Audio

A juicy story about not being excited for your brothers engagement + and update!! What would you do if you were in OP's shoes? Especially after you hear the update...

Careful reading comments before you listen lol

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1bi2t8d/aita_for_reacting_wrong_to_my_brothers_engagement/

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Group Tea link :)

here we go hehe

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Group tea :))

Hi yall, we forgot some equipment at our house so running back there and then to the studio. So shall just be a little late, but thinking around 11:15 ish ❤️

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March Bonus Story #3 - Video

There is a lot to be said about this one.. Thank you ahead of time for sharing your thoughts.

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March Bonus Story #3 -- Audio

Buckle up for this doozy of a story: I had an unexpected threesome with my best friend and my boyfriend. Am I wrong to feel extremely betrayed by them both?

What's everyone's thoughts on this? After analyzing it for a second time I'm even more sad/mad for OP..

https://www.reddit.com/r/amiwrong/comments/1bl14o3/i_had_an_unexpected_threesome_with...

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Check-in

Hi friends, how are we all doing? Just wanted to see how everyone is doing after what feels like the fastest month ever! Live shows have been so fun for us, and I'm already ready to get back out there lol.

March's full bonus episode has been posted, we have group tea Saturday, and the last two stories will be here soon!

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March Full Bonus Episode !! - Video

We have Kerri joining us for this full bonus episode! We're all over the place and there are some good stories this month! Some of which we're definitely going to have to watch for updates on!!

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March Full Bonus Episode -- Audio

Boy was this a little rollercoaster of good then bad then good stories. We have our lovely Kerri joining us for this full bonus episode, and she gives such fresh perspectives. Can't wait to hear your thoughts on these ones!

Story Links:

https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/comments/1bnvtym/my_girlfriend_im_planning_to_propose_to_has_an/...

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Group Therapy Saturday at 11am PST!!

Hi Friends,

Having our March Group Tea session at 11am this Saturday, March 30th at 11am PST!! I'm so looking forward to hearing how everyone's been doing. I sounded so proper in that last sentence.. WHUT. But hope all have been well. Get your morning tea or coffee ready <3

If you're on central time that would mean 1pm. East coast time that would be 2pm :)

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March Bonus Story #2 -- Video

Do NOT attempt eating during this story.. 

This story took a wild turn.. and the convo got even wilder when Kerri shared a personal story relating to blood.. Thoughts?! 

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March Bonus Story #2 -- Audio

March's 2nd bonus story features Kerri! I couldn't let this go live to the public after what she shared 🙈 Ever done something crazy for a petty revenge?! 

I threw an ice-cream cone on a girls car and then got banned from the McDonalds for a bit after because she worked there. So order of events -- ordered an ice-cream cone from said girl at the window, got cone and drove to the employee parking and put it on her car, got banned for a bit, became friends with her a couple months ...

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March Bonus Story #1 -- Video

Have you ever been dress coded? I would fight someone if they told me to go home because I was in crocs.. ooofta 

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March Bonus Story #1 -- Audio

Our first story of March is with Lauren! We get heated talking about dress codes thanks to this story about an OP who got turned away because of crocs.. I would've gone to bat for them and wish the coworkers weren't so lame. 

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March Free Bonus Story -- Video

We share a post from TIFU that is all about losing your v-card.. so now's your time to share where you lost yours (if you're comfortable of course!!). Oh and welcome to March.. so excited for this month and all that's coming our way! 

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March Free Bonus Story -- Audio

It's pisces season baby!! My birthday is this Monday so I am taking the weekend to celebrate. I wanted to get March stated right so there will be 3 stories (including this one) dropping this weekend to do just that. 

Can't wait to hear some of you share your personal stories lol  

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February Full Bonus Episode -- Video

Well this is it.. saying goodbye to February with the last post on leap day. Idk why but it makes me sad we don't have 29 days every year. Fun fact: I used to tease Justin that I was going to propose on leap day if he didnt to mess with him because of that movie with Amy McAdams. Anyways.. hope you all had a good month! Loving your comments on the audio version so can't wait to see what you think when you see our facial reactions.. oof 

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February FULL Bonus Episode -- Audio

Well if it isnt the longest bonus episode we've done! This was such a fun time with Lauren (except for that story in the midde.. I'm sorry I did this to us).  Be sure to listen to the TW on that one as it is a heavy but we lighten it up after. 

I hope everyone had a great February and I'd love to hear something you're looking forward to in March. For me, its my birthday on the 4th and I'm going to Disneyland this weekend to celebrate. I also cannot wait to really get this tour...

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February Free Bonus Story -- Video

Video version for Feb's free bonus story. Thank you all for being here on Patreon another month. Can't wait to hear what embarrasing things you've done.. hopefully not tripping kids like Justin here 

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February Bonus Stories 3 & 4 -- Video

Video version for the last of February's individual bonus videos :) What are your thoughts on these ones? I really want to hear from those who have kids on the first one because.. wow

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February FREE Bonus Story!

Hello friends, here is me delivering February's free bonus story! I appreciate all of you being here another month, and making this Patreon family so fun and special for me. Hope you enjoy this story, and share a maybe naughty thing of your own that you've done lol. Justin really told on himself during this one ;) 

What else is going on with everyone? Anyone joining us out on tour?! Share some happy news with us or vent here! 

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February Bonus Stories 3 & 4 -- Audio

Coming in hot with two doozies of stories for the lat of Februarys individual stories.. TW on the first one so please be sure to listen to that as needed. 

What advice would you give to the OPs of these ones? I'm still at a loss for words after hearing them again while editing.. 

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Group Tea Time!!

Starting group tea at 11:15ish am PST. We're trying a new set up at the studio today so may just take us a bit longer to get it set up. I also made this new discord server so its only our unhinged tier for surreeeee. 

Comment here if you have any issues getting on it :) 

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February Bonus Story #2 - Video

Really appreciating the civil discourse on the audio version of this story. It's such a tough position our OP is in.. 

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February Bonus Story #2

This months second bonus story touches on a topic that tends to get people heated.. abortion. Please be respectful with your comments, and let's make the conversation surrounding this one very civil. As Lauren says towards the end, this feels like a scary conversation to have.. when it really shouldn't be. 

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