As the new year begins, Tyler finds himself feeling unusually down. The excitement and novelty of the winter holidays has fallen away, leaving a cold chill in the air and a strange living concept on Tyler’s apartment couch. This is Bork, the physical manifestation of the weird dull sadness that happens after the holidays end and January rolls around.
Tyler tries his best to ignore Bork, ...
2023-01-02 16:29:56 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #74)
Cuboids are enigmatic creatures with a vaguely humanoid build. They are short, standing approximately three and a half feet tall, and their facial features are imbedded into their body. The central piece of a Cuboid is perfectly cubed, which is how these creatures derive their name. Any additional features of a Cuboid use similar ninety-degree angles to create a blocklike structure of adjoined rectangles, crafting a full frame with two arms and two legs. ...
2022-12-27 14:33:16 +0000 UTC
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wow it is the holiday. CHRISTMAS HAS ARRIVED not really buds that is tomorrow but it seems christmas is actually two day holiday even if nobody wants to come right the heck out and say it. christmas eve is a big time for celebrating as well so chuck thought WHAT THE HECK lets open our present early.
wanted to post a classic holiday tingler on here for buds to enjoy and selected RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED BUTT RAPTOR because whats more classic than a handsome butt raptor poundin your butt tha...
2022-12-24 17:40:16 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #73)
(NOTE OF CHUCK: sorry this was note posted on tuesday buckaroos old chuck got caught up in holiday trots but here you go)
Gorms are a mysterious species of humanoid from a distant timeline. These entities are approximately human-sized, completely hairless with rounded, slightly bulbous heads. They do not wear any clothing, but appear to be unphased by extreme temperatures. The most notable physical feature of a Gorm is their distinct pinkis...
2022-12-22 20:53:41 +0000 UTC
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Hanukkah is Sarah’s favorite holiday, but there’s one part of the festivities she adores even more than the rest: latkes.
Who could blame her? These delicious potato pancakes are one of the greatest foods ever crafted, offering up two distinct ways to enjoy them. But this incredible culinary masterwork is not without drama. According to Sarah’s friends, there’s a sharp divide that...
2022-12-18 18:21:24 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #72)
Land Cucumbers (not to be confused with the natural cucumber vegetables of our timeline), are a species of invertebrate that range between ten to sixteen inches in length at maturity. Their bodies are rounded oblong tubes, with a single large footpad across the bottom that functions in a way similar to that of a slug or snail. The skin of a Land Cucumber is covered in bumps and its entire form is a hue of deep emerald green. All of this leads to the head ...
2022-12-14 06:08:01 +0000 UTC
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It’s Christmas Eve and Kork is running out of time. He’s desperate to find a present for his wife, Sasha, but as stores around the mall begin to shutter their doors, things are looking bleak. Fortunately, Kork manages to place an order at Stocking Stuffers, which is guaranteed to arrive on Christmas morning. The only problem is he has no idea what he actually ordered.
When the big day ...
2022-12-13 16:13:45 +0000 UTC
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today new paperback ladybuck on ladybuck paperback collection came out and that means we are celebrating ladybucks on the patreon. when back and found one of my favorite lesbian tinglers because who could ever get enough of a punk rock parasaurolophus
many buds are surprised when they learn that chuck tingle has a big time musical way i listen to all kinds of songs and love to trot my trot with headphones in. ...
2022-12-08 18:15:07 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #71)
Flamadills are an invasive species of flower, originating from an alternate timeline. They are not sentient, and are therefore unaware of the damage they cause, but this species has arrived here none-the-less and are now a massive problem for forest and wildlife management around the world. It is believed Flamadill seeds were originally transported to our reality in the pelt or droppings of some other interplanar creature, then left to spread.
Unlik...
2022-12-06 22:22:09 +0000 UTC
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dang usually when chuck posts a new audiobook i like to go over here to patreon and give my patreon buds the text book to enjoy but today i am late to post. this morning MY LESBIAN TWICE BAKED POTATO SKI INSTRUCTOR EATS MY ASS came out and old chuck thought 'surely this has already been on the patreon' well i am GLAD I CHECKED.
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2022-12-02 18:11:14 +0000 UTC
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in case buds didnt know i have been on tumblr lately and enjoying that website very much. as dang twitter falls into the gaping maw of the void i might be posting there more often and i will say i REALLY ENJOY not having limited character count.
wanted to repost WORD FOR WORD something i posted over there are a THANK YOU to you buckaroos over here. you are actively supporting my way and i appreciate it so much. the buckaroos here understand the way of sincerity, so i am going to post a ...
2022-12-01 16:26:11 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #70)
Few creatures are as empathetic as the Sensor, a species who’s entire social structure is designed around connecting with others.
Sensors are small, quiet entities with green skin and six, crustacean-like legs. They skuttle around on these pointy feet, using a pair of long tentacles that protrude from their face to investigate the world around them. While an average Sensor’s body is only one to two feet long, it’s face appendages can stretch u...
2022-11-29 15:58:48 +0000 UTC
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As the Thanksgiving holiday approaches, Treebo has found himself in an unfortunate situation. Due to an unfortunate lack of planning, he’s found himself without a Thanksgiving or a Friendsgiving to attend.
Fortunately, Treebo’s buddy has a connection with another kind of celebration — a Poundsgiving — and now Treebo is on the list.
But when Treebo arrives he discovers that h...
2022-11-24 14:19:04 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #69)
Triflies are insects from a timeline quite close to ours, and this short distance to their cosmic home is a rarity for most inter-planar creatures. Because of this, they have very little trouble adapting to our world and have been able to flourish. While the historical inertia of our reality can sometimes make it difficult for other distant travelers to survive, Triflies only become more of a nuisance over time.
While Triflies vaguely resemble the c...
2022-11-22 15:59:43 +0000 UTC
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When Geeli’s friend forwards her a selection of Chuck Tingle books covers, she’s immediately taken by their joyful irreverence. Unfortunately, the unexpected kerning of Chuck’s titles quickly quells any previous goodwill, deeply irritating Geeli and alienating her sensibilities as a graphic designer.
When Geeli arrives at work, however, her annoyances quickly transform into a massive...
2022-11-17 15:14:13 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #68)
Codexels are lifeforms that do not fit into the common animal families of this timeline. While they exist in physical space, they are technically manifestations of energy. Specifically, they are strings of binary code, appearing in our reality as long, snake-like creatures.
Codexels have long, slender bodies constructed of ones and zeros. They are orange and white in coloration, and these slithering forms end in an orange head that features a set of...
2022-11-15 17:43:52 +0000 UTC
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today marks release of new paperback collection LEGALLY POUNDED: SEVEN EROTIC TALES OF TINGLEVERSE JUSTICE which is a collection of stories about handsome bigfoot doctor lawyers and gay t-rex law firms that all can enjoy. seems like perfect timing because politics and law tend to twist themselves together and lately chuck has been TOO DISTRACTED TO WRITE MUCH just watching ...
2022-11-10 16:39:39 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #67)
Eggsnakes are bizarre lifeforms from a distant timeline. In many ways they resemble the common snake from our reality, featuring a long body without arms or legs that ends in a slender tail. These creatures are covered in scales, and while they can range in a variety of earth-tone colors, their usual hue is a vibrant green.
The most notable difference, however, is the eggsnake’s bulbous head, which is large and oval in shape. This smooth, featurel...
2022-11-08 19:03:18 +0000 UTC
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When Robby receives an unexpected call that his favorite social media platform, Twiddor, is in the hospital, he doesn’t know what to expect. Upon visiting, Robby quickly learns that Twiddor has a case of “billionaire manbaby edgelord CEO”, which is likely fatal.
Realizing this might be their last chance to talk, Twiddor and Robby are forced to discuss all the things that’ve been si...
2022-11-08 14:55:58 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #66)
Icers are technically not a distinct species, but rather a common condition that can befall otherwise normal sentient ice cream cones. Because this timeline does not feature naturally occurring living ice cream, these entities are quite rare. However, just as living desserts can make their way into our reality, so can Icers.
Icer’s range in size, but are typically between two to four feet in height. These sentient desserts appear in the shape of a...
2022-11-01 19:04:18 +0000 UTC
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When Mork meets the physical manifestation of spam email, he’s not sure what to make of this handsome hovering envelope. This living concept, named Gilburn, seems like a perfect match for Mork, and after their first date the two of them appear to be on the fast-track to love.
Unfortunately, that’s when Mork starts to notice some unwanted emails creeping into his unread messages.
2022-10-28 18:34:47 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #65)
Sugarmoths are a species of winged insect from a nearby timeline, who behave in a way that is very similar to the moths of our reality. Unlike natural moths, however, Sugarmoths fly with their mantis-like head tilted forward, and instead of the pale coloration one my typically expect, their wings feature vibrant pink spots.
Closer examination does reveal one unusual feature of this gentle species. Everywhere the Sugarmoth flies it leaves be...
2022-10-25 15:31:28 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #64)
Colafish are aquatic, saltwater creatures covered in glistening scales that move from silver to green in hue. These creatures are about a foot long, featuring slender bodies that end in a broad tail. This tail is used to propel Colafish through the water, with additional guidance from a pair of smaller fins at their sides. As the color of this creature grows lighter, their scales fall away to reveal a hard, can-like carapace that makes up their upper tors...
2022-10-18 19:21:58 +0000 UTC
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today marks release of audiobook named of SCARY STORIES TO TINGLE YOUR LESBIAN BUTT and that means for patreon buds i will select tingler from this collection to talk on and post. classic tingler we are revisiting is SPOOKY SENTIENT LESBIAN CANDY CORN BUTT BUFFETT
as halloween draws close i could talk on all kinds of spooky ways...
2022-10-13 17:06:22 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #63)
Parking Enforcers are a species of sentient, intelligent robots from a nearby authoritarian timeline, although just how intelligent they are leaves much up for debate. While they can problem solve and support basic language functions, their higher thinking is limited to the topics of street parking and the laws that govern this practice. They are notoriously difficult to reason with, having trouble empathizing or understanding ideas such as family or comm...
2022-10-11 15:56:31 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #62)
There are few activities more peaceful and meditative than getting bundled up for a quiet stroll on a brisk autumn day. Many folks have enjoyed sipping a warm beverage and setting out on this classic journey, but the arrival of the Draculeaf to our timeline has added a hint of danger.
Draculeafs are a species of small, flat creatures who float through the air thanks to the help of their lightweight bodies and a gust of wind. With even the slightest ...
2022-10-04 16:05:57 +0000 UTC
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AUTHOR'S NOTE: dang seems like we were just here yesterday reading a free tingler. sounds like pre-ordering books is pretty important if you gotta sit down and write two whole heckin books about it. anyway enjoy this preorderception and if you havent already done so you can PRE-ORDER CAMP DAMASCUS HERE
all jokerman ways aside THANK YOU for proving love to me so much with recent support. whole ...
2022-09-29 14:46:27 +0000 UTC
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AUTHOR'S NOTE: here is brand new tingler FOR FREE. this one is on your bud chuck. if you enjoy this tale and would like to support my trot as an artist please consider pre-ordering my upcoming horror novel CAMP DAMASCUS.
obviously CAMP DAMASCUS is different genre than this story, but the fuel of LOVE AND SI...
2022-09-28 15:35:48 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #61)
Big Jorb is a powerful entity from a distant timeline. No other members of Big Jorb’s species have been encountered, so it is unknown if this creature exists as a singular being or if he is part of a larger animal group. Questioning Big Jorb on this directly has resulted in dire consequences.
This creature is small in size, no more than eight inches long. Big Jorb carries himself around on short, stubbly legs, which he uses to hold up a plump body...
2022-09-27 22:36:47 +0000 UTC
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new horror novel with nightfire name of CAMP DAMASCUS is now up for PRE-ORDER HERE
you can read first chapter HERE
i have some thoughts and feelings about this important way. please take a moment to read. thank you:
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2022-09-27 14:30:55 +0000 UTC
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