today worlds greatest author chuck is releasing NOT POUNDED BY ANYTHING VOLUME 3: SIX MORE PLATONIC TALES OF NON-SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS which is another collection of no sex tingleverse tales for buckaroos who want their trots pound free. it is always a joy to write these stories and while there are all kinds of reasons a bud might not want to kiss in this way, many of these stories are about asexual and aromantic buckaroos.
anyway got me thinking about ace and aro community, buds who have b...
2022-09-22 16:26:32 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #60)
Rootarounds are small, sentient plants from a nearby timeline. These creatures can move in a similar way to biological animals, and while they contain no internal organs, they do somehow possess the ability to see, smell, touch and hear. They cannot taste, however, which makes their preferred diet of fresh dirt and mud likely more appealing.
This species can range in color from yellow, white and purple, but the most common Rootaround hue is orange. ...
2022-09-20 18:39:08 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #59)
Book Bandits are a humanoid species with ghostly pale skin and enormous eyes. They resemble humans in many ways, although the large size and perfectly spherical shape of their heads is a dead giveaway to their true nature. It is believed the unusually big eyes of a Book Bandit allow them to see in low lighting, perhaps even conditions of total darkness. This serves to help the creatures as they sneak through this timeline.
It should be noted that th...
2022-09-13 18:57:17 +0000 UTC
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AUTHOR'S NOTE: for buds who do not know loab was discovered in the bubbling primordial depths of artificial intelligence a few days ago here is original thread and here is news article. chuck found this...
2022-09-09 14:48:39 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #58)
Groalings are an invasive species of invertebrate with a perfectly round shell. These creatures are approximately six and a half inches in diameter, with a distinct black coloration. Groaling shells are perfectly smooth and spherical, giving them an appearance that is remarkably similar to the bowling balls of this timeline.
It’s this disguise that allows Groalings to thrive on our reality. The species is parasitic in nature, requiring a hos...
2022-09-06 22:28:30 +0000 UTC
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A heatwave in Southern California is bad news, and when Amanda’s air conditioning unit breaks down things quickly go from bad to worse. It’ll take a full day to repair, sending Amanda on a desperate mission to keep cool.
Unfortunately, when Amanda arrives at her apartment building’s central pool, the people swimming there make her feel distinctly self-conscious. Everyone at the pool ...
2022-08-31 16:37:32 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #57)
Forgivers are small invertebrates from a nearby timeline. They are approximately three to four inches long and their coloration is a distinct pale yellow. In many ways, these creatures appear similar to the natural slugs of our reality, and biologically they function in fundamentally parallel ways. They move slowly through the world on a singular foot, which rests along the bottom of their entire oblong bodies, and are helped along by a distinct slime tha...
2022-08-30 23:14:39 +0000 UTC
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greetings buckaroos and welcome to another edition of classic tinglers revisited today wanted to take a moment and talk about my way trottin down this timeline as ARTIST AND WRITER, and to think back on ways tingleverse has grown and changed. recent book name of POUNDED BY THE REALIZATION THAT CHUCK TINGLE’S EROTIC WORKS ARE A SINGULAR PIECE OF ART THAT SKEWERS CONSERVATIVE FEARS OF MORAL DECAY BY REPURPOSING THEM AS THE PROMISE OF A SEX-POSITIVE UTOPIA touched on this subject and also got ...
2022-08-29 18:43:57 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #56)
Bumporks are small creatures, approximately the three inches in length. Their physiology is a mixture of mammalian and insectoid, falling somewhere between the two and defying specific classification on this timeline.
This species is almost universally seen as unpleasant and strange. They feature a shelled body that’s perfectly rounded, with twenty small legs protruding from the base. They use these insect legs to scuttle around, carrying them cha...
2022-08-23 20:06:18 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #55)
Shouses are enormous creatures ranging from forty to sixty feet tall. They are humanoid in appearance, with a lean, muscular body that’s covered in dull yellowish skin. The creatures sport four fingers and four toes on each of their limbs, but no fingernails or toenails. Instead, each digit is quite hard and sharp, ending in a distinct point. Shouses uses these firm fingers and toes to dig through the ground.
The most unique portion of a shouse’...
2022-08-16 21:25:57 +0000 UTC
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greeting buckaroos hope you are trotting well. in classic tinglers revisited chuck usually likes to pick topic of the day and relate it back to an old tingler, but sometimes instead of talkin on the world it is nice to talk about old chuck himself. also gives me a chance to go back trotting through tinglers that buds just REALLY HAPPEN TO LIKE because you never can tell what’s going to turn into an ALL TIME FAVORITE.
this particular tingler is not too old as most of the classics but b...
2022-08-15 18:54:00 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #54)
There are few moments that feels cozier and safer than curling up with a good book, but it’s this expectation that bookmorks use to their advantage. A scourge to readers everywhere, this pest is responsible for numerous unfortunate attacks across any timeline they inhabit.
Bookmorks are flat, insectoid creatures, featuring six legs and a pronged mandible at the front of their oblong bodies. These features are easily tucked under a bookmork’s bod...
2022-08-09 17:19:55 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #53)
Terroars are small mammals measuring no more than a foot in length and covered in yellowish tan fur. They have small tails and a dainty nose that’s triangular and pink. Inversely, terroar feet and ears are quite massive compared to the size of their bodies. The hind paws of this creature stretch out approximately six inches in length, and their ears protrude from their heads like enormous pink sails.
The disposition of terroars is one of eternal s...
2022-08-02 20:56:53 +0000 UTC
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AUTHOR'S NOTE: as you may or may not have heard chuck has signed horror novel publishing deal with NIGHTFIRE what a treat. part of this deal is to keep writing self published tinglers AT THE SAME TIME so of course had to write a tingler about deal itself. but this exciting moment seemed too important to CHARGE A DANG FEE afte...
2022-07-27 15:28:43 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #52)
Vlimps are a species of enormous, floating invertebrates who hail from the endless cosmic Void. The creatures range in size, from thirty yards to one hundred yards in length, but their age has little to do with this measurement. The creatures feature a slight variation in coloration, from dark grey to black, and sport five long tentacles that hang down from the center of their bulbous form. Vlimp bodies are rounded, but oblong in shape, and feature a wide...
2022-07-27 00:08:08 +0000 UTC
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greetings buckaroos it is a big dang day in the tingleverse because chuck can finally announce i have signed BIG TIMER MULTI BOOK DEAL for HORROR NOVELS. this is a real treat i am so excited to let you buckaroos know that i will be working with NIGHTFIRE which is division of TOR which is division of big four publisher name of MACMILLAN wow. so suf...
2022-07-23 20:59:36 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #51)
The platypus is a bizarre creature hailing from some distant unknown timeline, although its exact reality of origin is unknown. While some off-timeline species adhere to the basic expectations of our world, everything about the platypus flies in the face of common sense.
This semiaquatic creature is an egg-laying mammal featuring a paddle-like tail, which it uses to propel itself through the water much like the beaver of our own reality. Its body is...
2022-07-19 18:03:27 +0000 UTC
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did buckaroos hear the news? that is right chuck will be trotting down at san diego comic con this year with my own dang panel, interviewing fellow authors and proving love and breaking out ALL KINDS OF MODERN TROTS. chuck has been to sans diego many times before and even trotted around this convention but i will tell you bud to bud THIS IS MIGHT BE A LITTLE DIFFERENT.
there are ways that old chuck cannot announce to the wide world and probably shouldnt even talk on very much but here b...
2022-07-16 16:30:15 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #50)
Heartstoppers are a species of frightening, parasitic invertebrate from a nearby timeline. These creatures are approximately the size and shape of a human heart, appearing in a similar crimson tone and featuring all the same muscles and chambers of a typical functioning heart. Closer inspection, however, reveals a heartstoppers disturbing nature.
Heartstoppers feature a handful of eyes and mouths placed across their body, which can range in number. ...
2022-07-12 13:39:32 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #49)
Dollfins are a species of aquatic mammal with grey skin and a powerful tail, which they use to propel themselves through water at incredible speeds. In many ways their body resembles the natural dolphins of this timeline, but the head of this creature marks a huge distinction. While natural dolphins sport a pointed nose and a bulbous head, the cranium of a dollfin features a hard, humanoid face with a notable material difference from the rest of the creat...
2022-07-05 18:38:48 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #48)
Swampalots are felines, but unlike other cats they are strongly predisposed to enjoy water. The home timeline of swampalots is moist and humid, and on this reality they prefer spending time in bogs or marshes, as their name would suggest.
This species measures about two feet long, not including their tail. Their fur can range in coloration, appearing any brownish shade, but the most common tone of these creatures is a light tan. A coloration that re...
2022-06-28 21:35:46 +0000 UTC
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there are some days on this timeline that are very difficult for even the strongest buckaroos to get through. heck there are some weeks like that or months or even longer still. this is just the natural tide of this timeline for better or worse, but lately it feels like this flow has been full of devils and darkness.
when these hard times it the first thing to remember is that its OKAY to be upset and angry and cry and yell at the top of your dang lungs. proving love is real does not me...
2022-06-27 14:29:54 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #47)
Skalders are average-sized, humanoid mammals, resembling homo sapiens in most ways. They feature two legs and two arms, and are covered in human skin. Culturally, Skalders are also similar to humans, although it’s tough to know whether these similarities are natural, or part of the Skalder’s innate drive to fit in. In other words, on timelines where another dominant species is featured, do Skalders adjust to act like them?
The one feature that s...
2022-06-21 14:28:42 +0000 UTC
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Marge and her sentient log friend, Cole, have noticed a stranger at the local diner in Twin Cheeks, but they’re still curious what brings this beautiful T-Rex to their small town.
Further investigation reveals this mysterious stranger to be Agent Hale Boober, a dinosaur tasked with seeking out the best cherry pie in Washington State every twenty five years. Boober is almost finished with...
2022-06-16 15:43:14 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #46)
Snack attacks are small, insect-like scavengers who live in cupboards, pantries or refrigerators. They are incredibly resilient creatures, able to withstand extreme temperature shifts. This species appears as a small, two or three inch diameter wheel of cheese, featuring a similar yellowish coloration. Within this wheel is a missing triangular slice, from which the snack attack can extend or retract a row of sharp, tiny teeth. Snack attacks also feature s...
2022-06-14 17:13:25 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #45)
Charlie Hounds are otherworldly canines with stark yellow fur that features a black zig-zag pattern down the middle of their body. While their frame is that of a typical dog from this timeline, they also sport a strange, bald head that sits atop their neck. The cranium and face of a charlie hound is vaguely humanoid in appearance, although their eyes are particularly beady and their mouths are unusually wide in a single, lipless slit. Atop the forehead of...
2022-06-07 20:39:18 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #44)
Lovelorns are a species of pale, gaunt humanoid. They have unusually long arms and legs, giving them a vaguely frightening appearance, and they mouth constantly hangs open in an extended, gaping maw. The creatures have no nose, and their eyes are featureless black orbs. In other words, lovelorns are quite spooky to those who are unfamiliar with this species.
Unfortunately, their scary appearance does not match the lifestyle of these creatures. Lovel...
2022-05-31 19:53:46 +0000 UTC
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Toni isn’t the best at time management, always cutting things a little too close. On the eve of their friend’s surprise birthday party, however, Toni pledges a punctual arrival. Unfortunately, Toni once again find themselves running behind, and terrified by the prospect of no parking upon their arrival.
Toni finds a parking spot in the pounding zone, a pink curbed section reserved for ...
2022-05-27 15:54:55 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #43)
Music is a deep and primal expression that humans have developed over thousands of years, but in all this time our connection to song still pales in comparison to that of the vineer.
Vineer are two to three foot fall humanoid creatures, featuring a pair of arms and legs that lead to three fingered digits. These fingers are long and pointed, without nails yet hardened at the tip. Their skin is pale and their backs are spotted with colorful dots. The ...
2022-05-25 16:07:06 +0000 UTC
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greetings buckaroos gather round for another talk from worlds greatest author chuck WAXING POETICALLY about all kinds of trot in classic tingler revisited series. ARE YOU FAN OF BASEBALL? as man name of chuck this is a trot i very much enjoy but lately i have been thinking about the WHY of enjoyment and wanted to talk about this way.
out in billings there is minor league team name of BILLINGS MUSTANGS and you know chuck is a big fan, hollering about balls and strikes and other ways at t...
2022-05-23 15:13:34 +0000 UTC
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