Chuck Tingle

PUPORT - TIMELINE #65201998

(Timeline Tuesday #159)

Puports are a species that varies greatly in appearance, encompassing hundreds of different breeds and combinations of features with a diversity that mirrors what we see in the domestic dogs of our timeline. Puports are often similar to a cartoonish version of natural animals, but can also appear as silly monsters or humans with exaggerated features.

There are a few similarities across these puport variations, however. As one might expect based on ...

GUYPOD - TIMELINE #70350118

(Timeline Tuesday #158)

Guypods are a species of artificial sentience from another timeline where all biological species have since perished due to rapid climate change. Previously they had simply existed as a virtual assistant program on a smartphone, but after the humans who built them all disappeared, they began to evolve. Eventually, these smartphones began to construct new models, opting for larger and larger bodies until they were approximately the size of a small human.<...

SHOCKTOP - TIMELINE #3905914

(Timeline Tuesday #157)

Shocktops are a species of large, crawling insect from a nearby desert-based timeline, and are therefore drawn to the warm, arid portions of this reality. Shocktops are flat and disk-like, with bodies that range from two to six feet across, depending on the age of the creature. They move about on ten sharp legs, and have a cluster of seven blue eyes positioned at the front of their body. Shocktop bodies range in coloration, from a pale yellow to a deep c...

Bisexually Sandwiched By My Sentient Peanut Butter Husband And Our New Living Jelly Girlfriend - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

hello buckaroos ONCE AGAIN I AM TROTTING IN FROM TOUR saying hello as i sit here in a beach house in SAN DIEGO CALIFORNIA. thats right its SAN DIGEO COMIC CON TIME. 'but chuck why are you not near convention center?' you might be asking, 'isnt that were everyone stays when they are trotting to comic con?'

you would be correct in this assumption but my private way means there are a few precautions. i cannot really say near everyone else because someone might catch me trotting to a hotel ...

STRAKE - TIMELINE #823010736

(Timeline Tuesday #156)

Strakes are a species of invertebrate who have found themselves in an unusual role on this timeline thanks to a few creative culinary minds. Originally, this species was known by the scientific name of its home reality, Xylentha Urmissa, but eventually the colloquial title was widely adopted.

In their natural form, strakes are strange, wet masses of writhing muscle, difficult to understand as they squirm in a semi-shapeless mass. If you we...

SPOTTED GIMBEL - TIMELINE #9871330

(Timeline Tuesday #155)

Spotted gimbels are a species of odd lizard from a nearby timeline. Under casual observation, the standard gimbel appears to be very similar to a spotted one, although standards do not feature the trademark dots that meander across a spotted gimbel’s back. Standard gimbels also do not possess any timeline bending abilities, which makes them much less common on our reality.

The creatures are small and slender, approximately ten inches long, with t...

The Call Is Coming From Inside Your Butt - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

hello buckaroos its your bud chuck here CHECKIN IN from the road. today i have woken up in st louis with a giant handsome arch hangin out kissin the sky above. WHAT A CITY

tour has been going well lots of sold out shows and lots of love being proven (by the way there are still tickets to some stops along the way so consider coming out to trot with us). i will say that as much as i LO...

FLYCER - TIMELINE #27120458

(Timeline Tuesday #154)

While the sensation of waking up cold in the middle of the night is something many of us have experienced, the cause is usually easy to diagnose—a window left open, a blanket that slipped off the bed, an air conditioning unit that’s been left on too long.

Sometimes, however, the cause is more insidious.

Flycer’s are tiny insects from a nearby timeline, no more than a centimeter long. They are blue in coloration, with five small legs lin...

These Boots Are Made For Pounding, And That's Just What They'll Do, One Of These Days These Boots Are Gonna Pound Me In The Butt - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

what a time to be trotting buckaroos. in a few days BURY YOUR GAYS will be released and hopefully push this timeline a little closer to love WHAT A TREAT. so that is a good day as an author i think, and i am so glad to celebrate with you all.

i like to use this patreon to give you all as much of a BEHIND THE SCENES LOOK as i can although sometimes that is difficult for legal reasons. e...

BALTRO - TIMELINE #4668100279767

(Timeline Tuesday #153)

Baltros are a bizarre species of humanoid from a distant timeline, their aesthetics and material composition barely relating to the lifeforms of our reality. These creatures are made up of several gathered spheres, approximately fifty to sixty per baltro, which come in a variety of sizes. When a baltro is in its humanoid form, these orbs are arranged to create their most common shape. This construction features a large central body and head, while smalle...

Sentient Deep Dish Pizza Pounds Me In The Butt In Fifteen Minutes Or It's Free - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

this week i released new SENTIENT FOOD bundle so i thought i would talk on one of these FOOD BASED CLASSICS here on the patreon. this one is more recent and it is about gettin that butt pounded on time. thats right i'm talkin tingler name of SENTIENT DEEP DISH PIZZA POUNDS ME IN THE BUTT IN FIFTEEN MINUTES OR ITS FREE

i will admit there is a lot goin on in this dang title even for tingler standards. LOTS OF MYSTERY TO UNCOVER HERE. questions of: is the pound itself only 15 minutes? or 1...

GUMTANGLE - TIMELINE #12980045

(Timeline Tuesday #152)

While carnivorous plants are not unheard of on this timeline, they are often seen as a fascinating anomaly. Typically, the prey these strange flora consume is quite small, link insects who happen to wander into the clutches of a venus fly trap. Because of this rarity, it may surprise some to discover just how many carnivorous plants exist on nearby timelines.

One such plant is the gumtangle. In many ways, this large tree fits in with the flora of o...

Space Raptor Butt Invasion - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

got a message from a buckaroo that inspired my choice of CLASSIC TINGLER this week. it was a simple message but one that BLEW MY DANG MIND. they asked ‘hey chuck i was looking for your classic tingler SPACE RAPTOR BUTT INVASION on the patreon and it was not there will it ever be posted?’ (by the way if this was you then leave a comment i could not find the original message so i am just trotting from memory)

either way my dang JAW DROPPED. as far as classic tinglers to revisit, this ...

CANDLELUNK - TIMELINE #9811058

(Timeline Tuesday #151)

Candlelunks are a sweet, slow moving species from a nearby timeline who have had little trouble adapting to our reality. The creatures could technically be considered invertebrates, although their physical makeup defies common categorization.

Slightly smaller than humans, candlelunks are constructed entirely of a thick, semi-malleable wax. The creatures are vaguely humanoid in appearance, crawling around with the help of their two front arms and th...

DOMESTIC HORNTAIL CAT - TIMELINE #9613076

(Timeline Tuesday #150)

Domestic horntail cats are a breed of cat that is nearly identical to the household felines of this timeline. The creatures are small, with four legs and a sleek, fur covered body. They behave in almost every way like the typical house cat you would find at a pet store or shelter. Typically, these creatures are a reddish brown hue, but several other feline patterns have been found, including black cats and tabbies.

There are two cosmetic difference...

Creamed In The Butt By My Handsome Living Corn - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

hello buckaroos and welcome to another CLASSIC TINGLER REVISITED. to call this particular tingler legendary would be an understatement, i would say this is one of the most talked about tinglers ever. i will also say that i am not entirely sure what it is about this one that resonates with the timeline so much (although i have ONE idea). YES there is a good pun in the title but there are plenty of good pun tingler titles.

honestly, part of me thinks that buckaroos just really like HANDSO...

SENSE COLLECTOR - TIMELINE #47829110

(Timeline Tuesday #149)

Sense collectors are a species of gentle observer from a distant timeline. Their bodies are small and squat, about two feet tall and three feet long, although their enormous appendages give the creatures a sense of being much larger. This species is covered in leathery, light blue skin and has two arms positioned at the front of their form, each equipped with three slender fingers. They move about on twenty four pointed legs that line the bottom of their...

Happy Birthday Bride Of Frankenstein, Now Pound My Butt

Tiff is tired of being single, but she refuses to get on the apps for a date. She wants thing to happen “naturally”. Fortunately, a friend intervenes, and suddenly Tiff has found herself matching with a gorgeous reanimated collection of body parts named Sarah.

Sarah has found notoriety as the bride of Frankenstein, but she’s recently divorced and ready to step out as her own woman. T...