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My Butt Is Comforted By The Realization That I’m Okay And Everything Will Be Alright - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

HELLO BUCKAROOS what a week it has been. i have been TROTTING HARD on edits of a new horror novel (NOT lucky day the one after that) and on top of that had to take a break to trot onto EVERYBODY'S LIVE WITH JOHN MULANEY as a call in segment. these are of course good problems to have as an artist but still, LOTS OF STRESS ON THE BRAIN.

i try my best to get a tingler of some sort EVERY WEEK ON HERE whether it is new book or old book revisited, and this time i felt like dang maybe i dont e...

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NETALINK - TIMELINE #9836112475

(Timeline Tuesday #195)

Netalinks are strange, symbiotic creatures from a distant timeline who have developed a close relationship with certain humans on our reality, specifically humans in the world of international business and negotiations. The species is small, approximately the size and shape of and old telephone receiver Their bodies are light blue in coloration, and this hue gets darker on the long, slender appendage that sprouts from their body. At the end of this tendr...

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SHIMRA OWL - TIMELINE UNKNOWN

(Timeline Tuesday #194)

Shimra owls are similar to the natural owls of our timeline in almost every way. It is not known exactly what reality they originally hail from, but parallels within their features make most timeline scientists believe they come from a nearby layer.

These creatures range in coloration between stark white and jet black, with variations of brown and grey in between. They are approximately two feet tall, with large wings and a set of talons with which...

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My T-Rex Barber Is A Lesbian And She Eats Me Right - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

dang when i searched for a classic tingler to leap back in time and post here i was STRUCK by how very few there are left, which is really sayin something based on the size of my catalog. we are well past 350 tinglers at this point and i think trottin up on 400 but ALSO i have had this patreon for a LONG DANG TIME and what an honor it is to share these stories with you buckaroos. very nice alternative to amazon and good way of MOSTLY DIRECTLY supporting artists you enjoy in a timeline that se...

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DAISEN - TIMELINE #2408902

(Timeline Tuesday #193)

Hailing from a nearby timeline, daisen’s are gentle creatures that strongly resemble the prehistoric dinosaurs of our reality’s past Unlike the modern dinosaurs of Tthe Tingleverse, which have developed humanoid features and heightened intelligence, the daisen is animalistic in nature, with small arms, large hind legs and a forward leaning stance.

Daisen stand approximately ten feet tall, their lime green bodies covered in scales. They have a l...

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Living Inside My Own Butt For Eight Years, Starting A Business And Turning A Profit Through Common Sense Reinvestment And Strategic Targeted Marketing - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

some days we get to do a classic tingler revisited because of some exciting news or a big fun holiday thats just around the corner, other times its not so dang fun. while i am guessing that a lot of buckaroos are not HUGELY interested in the feelings of dang wall street devils yellin at each other and clashing their horns together in the money pit, many folks have things like retirement savings they have to worry about and as the market falls it has bigger implications across the board for lo...

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SAND WITCH - TIMELINE #289171074

(Timeline Tuesday #192)

Sand witches are a vaguely humanoid species who have been blessed with a power beyond our understanding on this timeline. These creatures are magical, for lack of a better term, harnessing some kind of energy that we cannot yet quantify.

This species is highly intelligent, capable of speaking almost any language across all known timelines. They do not, however, have a voice that comes from any organic, biological throat. Instead, the sound seems to...

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Journalist Pounded By The Physical Manifestation Of An Egregiously Mishandled Group Text From Members Of The Tromp Administration Containing Highly Sensitive Government Information

Jorf is the head editor at Atlantica Magazine, but he hasn’t been writing much. The Tromp administration is hard to get a beat on, throwing out so much absurdity that it feels like nothing even matters anymore. He wants a story that will make a difference, and it’s not as if those just fall into your lap.

But when Jorf’s phone suddenly buzzes with a new text message, that’s exactly what h...

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SPREELOCKE - TIMELINE #58024109

(Timeline Tuesday #191)

Spreelockes are large, pseudo-reptilian creatures that stand approximately five feet tall. They have pale green bodies that are covered in scales, although these scales are so small and fine that they appear to have an almost leathery texture. The creatures have two arms and a sturdy torso, atop which sits their distinctly-shaped head.

The cranium of a spreelocke is highly specialized. They are blind creatures with no eyes, but they have an incredi...

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QUIBBLE - TIMELINE #1479703668

(Timeline Tuesday #190)

Quibbles are strange, colorful invertebrates from a distant timeline who have somehow integrated themselves into the habitat of natural coral reefs on our reality. It is believed that their home reality is not aquatic, but that it features enough flying and hovering creatures for the quibble to function in a relatively similar way.

This species has a shell that remains affixed to any hard object and does not move throughout their lifecycle. It is a...

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FEELY - TIMELINE #272591066

(Timeline Tuesday #189)

While feelies appear to be a gathering of several distinct creatures, they are actually a singular sentience that communicates through psychic means. The entity appears as a cloud of yellow spheres that maneuver about by hovering and drifting with unexpected dexterity. Each of these orbs features a face that displays an exaggerated expression of a random emotion, including anger, happiness, surprise, confusion, agony, sadness, delight, and appreciation.<...

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Dressed Up Handsome And Not Pounded Because Cosplay Is Not Consent - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

HELLO BUCKAROOS its your bud chuck here comin to you from SEATTLE COMIC CON. it is a beautiful day up here as the rain clouds part for a weekend of fun. i suspect it is my glowing trot that has brought this on but who knows maybe it is just regular weather patterns that would also make a lot of sense.

anyway seattle comic con is very fun, had a good time at the panel yesterday and today i am trotting with my bud TJ KLUNE for a discussion BUCKAROO TO BUCKAROO. i have always loved pacific...

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PLANETARY GLORT - TIMELINE #6924005

(Timeline Tuesday #188)

One of the largest timeline travelers we have encountered in our reality is the planetary glort, an enormous, biological creature that gets its name due to the fact that it is roughly the size of a small planet. These creatures do not move through timelines by any natural ability of cosmic manipulation, but through a natural sense of where celestial timeline tears have already occurred. After identifying these tears, the planetary glort can use them for ...

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Gaygent Brontosaurus: The Butt Is Not Enough - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

if you have been following the trot of ENTERTAINMENT NEWS you may have heard theres been a big shakeup lately with the rights to james bond. this property is notoriously protected and looked after, which is honestly why the series is so consistent over all these years, but it has now been sold to AMAZON.

of course, this makes most fans of the franchise roll their eyes and think 'oh great cant wait for this character i love to have eight streaming spinoff shows and four movies every yea...

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LARPO - TIMELINE #79240015

(Timeline Tuesday #187)

Larpos are a gentle mammalian species. They are slow, bumbling wanderers who travel around on their four legs, each one equipped with a three-toed foot. Their backs are large and humped, covered in lime green hair that grows long and hangs down their sides. This green hair can also be found on a larpo’s head, and has a stark contrast with the rest of their dull yellow fur. Larpos have large, long ears and wide eyes that glow with a faint white light. T...

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CRYSTALORN - TIMELINE #69255081740

(Timeline Tuesday #186)

Hailing from a distant timeline, Crystalorns are a unique semi-aquatic species that defy most taxonomies on our reality. While animal kingdoms might not quite summarize their existence, the classification of mineral goes a long way. Crystalorns are very similar to the natural forming crystals of our world, growing in salt water and then eventually breaking off and floating in the tides. These stages are only the first and second parts of their lifestyle ...

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This Box Of Bisexual Chocolates Get Me Off For Valentine’s Day

Alison is hunting for the perfect Valentine’s Day gift and having a difficult time. There are plenty of classics she could get for her husband, but she’s looking for something truly unique. This is why, at first, the suggestion of a chocolate box seems like a terrible idea, but after a friend leads her to a magic chocolate shop, all bets are off.

Of course, you can’t decide on what t...

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CHICKITUBE - TIMELINE #2803774

(Timeline Tuesday #185)

Chickitubes are an odd species of bird from a nearby timeline, who bear many similarities to the natural chickens of our world but also display a few notable differences. They are covered in feathers and can range in coloration, displaying varying degrees of tan, orange, black or white. Chickitubes have two long legs that end in three-toed claws, and have a pair of wings that offer them limited flight. They have a small beak, and a set of beady eyes.

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Eaten Right By The Mysterious S Symbol Everyone Used To Draw - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

yesterday a new collection of LADYBUCK ON LADYBUCK tinglers was released and i thought it would be a good time to bring a classic lesbian tingler over to the patreon.

this one is a favorite of mine because when i started writing it i did not fully understand how deep the dang lore goes. figured i would do a little research and uncover where this S SYMBOL actually comes from and then write that into the story, but dang this mystery is much more hazy than you would think. whole thing turn...

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BOPPET - TIMELINE #701273884

(Timeline Tuesday #184)

Boppets are large, insectoid creatures with a grey, dome-shelled body that range between two to three feet in length. They are slow-moving scavengers, with dozens of tiny legs that they use to carry themselves about.  Their heads are oval shaped, with two small mandibles and four yellow eyes. Ten randomly placed columns protrude from the bobbet’s body, each of them ending with a flat, turquoise disk.

The most notable thing about boppets is t...

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PENTELL - TIMELINE #25661079

(Timeline Tuesday #183)

Pentells are a species of insect that have evolved to appear similar to the standard pencils used on this timeline, as well as the pencils of their home reality. These creatures have six legs and an unusually long body that terminates in a sharp point. Their head is cylindrical, with a flat face upon which two eyes and a mandible mouth rest. They are yellow in coloration, with a light pink head and a band of grey around their central body. Pentells are c...

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The Federal Government Shuts Down My Butt - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

hello buckaroos LOVE IS REAL what a day. despite the political turmoil of the world i am still trotting along with hope in my step, but i will admit my general WAY is a bit fiery and i suspect it will stay FIRED UP for a while to come.

i have talked on here about how i am not really looking forward to writing more political tinglers. it can get a bit exhausting and i have felt myself drifting into existential and philosophical and spiritual ways in my art more and more, but i also canno...

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RAINBOW ROOT - TIMELINE #424910266

(Timeline Tuesday #182)

Rainbow roots are a unique and powerful plant species from a distant timeline. While they do not have any leaves, they do have the same trunk, branches and roots that you would expect to find with a naturally occurring tree. Rainbow roots are even covered in bark, although the bark of a rainbow root functions quite differently from the trees we know in this reality.

These plants are capable of producing undulating bands of vibrant col...

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AQUA LURM - TIMELINE #72064194

(Timeline Tuesday #181)

Lurms are unique and beautiful creatures from a nearby timeline that come in two varieties, the sand lurm and the aqua lurm. These two families of lurm are almost identical, aside from their coloration and the fact that sand lurms can breathe and filter fine sand through their lungs, and aqua lurms breathe water.

Aqua lurms are approximately two feet long, with slender bodies covered in smooth, leathery skin. They are light blue, with a speckling o...

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Sentient Bisexual Tennis Balls Play Mixed Doubles In My Butt - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

trotting through a large scale tragedy is always strange. we know how to deal with the VISCERAL parts of it like running away and finding safety, but the daily life part of things can be a little difficult to figure out. this is been my way as i watch through my window and see LOS ANGELES WILDFIRES burning all around me. fortunately for the tingle household we are not too close although the air has been hard to breathe and there is always a danger of sizzling ash igniting a rooftop. other nig...

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SPRONGLE - TIMELINE #19920375

(Timeline Tuesday #180)

Sprongles are dangerous but fascinating creatures from a nearby timeline, bearing similarities to birds, reptiles and mammals. They are cold-blooded and lay eggs, with a large, pronounced bill, but they are also covered in a fine golden fur.

As their name may suggest, sprongles spend most of their time wound up like a spring. This makes it difficult to get a read on the length of their slender, snake-like bodies. When stretched out, however, sprong...

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DOW-WOW - TIMELINE #63840129

(Timeline Tuesday #179)

Dow-wows are a charming mammalian species from a nearby timeline, who feel right at home on our reality. These creatures stand about three feet tall, approximately 12 inches more than an average golden retriever, and their demeanor is quite comparable. They are naturally friendly towards humans, and are quick to bond with those who treat them well.

Dow-wows sport a pale-yellow coat of very short hair, while longer hair runs down the ridge of their ...

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Sentient Menorah Candle Bisexual Hanukkah Orgy - (Classic Tingler Revisited)

happy hanukkah buckaroos and welcome to this edition of CLASSIC TINGLER REVISITED. i realized when trotting this one out today that i think we have done every other hanukkah tingler and this is the final one of the bunch (although i am sure there will be more in the future. tinglers seem to be in never ending supply.) this was a story idea that i had for a long time but old chuck always had trouble planning for it as hanukkah moves around and it is generally a very busy time of the year. the ...

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SANTERROR - TIMELINE #231108478

(Timeline Tuesday #178)

While most understand the concept of infinite timelines in broad strokes, it’s difficult to comprehend just how many variations this implies. When thinking about other realities, many will consider large shifts in the natural elements—a frozen timeline, or a timeline covered in flames and heat—but in practice these other worlds can get very specific.

Santerrors hail from one such specific timeline, a universe where the Christmas holiday defin...

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Bisexually Pounded By The Mysterious New Jersey Drones

Hank’s evening walks are a highlight of his day, an opportunity to disconnect from the usual chaos of work and tune into the natural New Jersey landscape. It’s a reliable routine, but things change when Hank spots a gathering of mysterious hovering objects in the evening sky.

Upon returning home, Hank’s online research reveals that thousands of people have been spotting these enigmatic flyi...

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