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Update #76 Chalking it up to twerkaholics

Yo! Twerking hard or hardly twerking, am I right?

Yeah, no I don't actually know how to twerk. Don't think I want to put any effort into learning either.

Anyway, been working on the final scene this week, and I've gotten to the point where it's time to start on the spicy stuff. Exciting!

 She looks disappointed in something. Or someone.

I don't think I'll finish the e...

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Update #75 Glögg o' clock!

I wake up. It's dark outside. I start working. It's still dark outside. Time passes. I glance out the window and catch a brief glimpse of the sun hanging low. Next time I look it's dark again. It only gets darker from here.

In these months of eternal night, there is one thing that almost makes life worth living. Glögg.

They have a similar thing in Germany. Well I tried glühwein in a Berlin Christmas market once, and based on that single occurrence I claim glögg supremacy foreve...

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Update #74 Smellin' the roses

Evenin´guv. Fancy a bit o' gabber before bed, eh? Well, I'll hook ye right up I will.

Only scene fifteen and sixteen to go. Fifteen should be done this week, sixteen contains the extra big spicy scene of the episode, so not sure how long that'll take. But we're basically in the home stretch now.

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Update #73 Donkey nips

Cheers, friendos, gringos, bongos, and other things that end in os!

Today I woke up early. Technically speaking, at least. I've messed up my sleep schedule so much that it turned back the other way, so I woke up at two in the morning. Still counts!

Scene thirteen is finito, and scene 14 is well under way, so a pretty good week. That spicy scene I contemplated was cut though. It didn't quite fit. There was no real build up to it, so it would've just kinda... been there. Instead I ...

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Update #72 Late night tea

Toodeloo fellow tea-sippers. Here I am, late at night, with a lovely spot of brew wetting my parched lips. I would share, alas such powers are beyond me as of yet. I do hope you understand.

This week I made all of scene twelve, so that's nice. It was a close call, but then I made 60ish renders in a single day, which I'm pretty sure is a personal record. Neato! If only I could harness that state of mind every day, why I would have finished the entire game by now.

2024-11-10 03:42:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Update #71 Back on track in time for halloween

Good news, everyone!

I did finish scene ten and eleven, and we're just about to start working on scene twelve. Been a bit of a weird week. Some days it's been a struggle to get anything done at all, then other days I'm so deep into the zone that it makes up for the shit days.

I'm going to put effort into getting back into my good routines, been slacking with my workouts, and that tends to make everything else fall like a house of cards. Every now and then I must remind myself how ...

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4k Extra images #19 The Ectoplasm Mystery

Strap on your detective hats, we have a mystery to solve! Someone's been leaving ectoplasm all over the the halloween party. And all over people and their costumes as well. Rude! Locally famous detective Donkey Holmes himself has been called in to solve the case.

Can he figure out who's behind this mysterious spread of ectoplasm? Will his powers of deduction stand triumphant over the powers of the underworld? Will mind stand against matter?

Wait. Does ectoplasm count as matter? Mi...

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Update #70 Two too many

He-hewwoo :3, so pweased to see you uwu.

Alright, now that half of you have stopped reading, we can get to the update.

The title is in reference to two things: A super hard line from Once Upon a Time in the West, and the fact that there were even more characters to make for scene ten than I remembered. Ugh.

Speaking of scene ten, here's a render from it.

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Update #69 Nice...

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For a moment there, I contemplated just leaving this update as a title and nothing else. Then I remembered that I actually enjoy blabbering on about stuff and things, soooo... Let's get to it!

First off, I thought I'd show off some pre-work stuff for scenes, well, in this case it's specifically scene 9. Here we are, ready to decorate a piece of the aRena to ensure that it fits an Empress.

This is what it looks like normally.

2024-10-19 20:30:47 +0000 UTC View Post

Update #68 Redress the Red

I hope this missive finds you in good health, dear senators.

It has been brought to my attention that a grave crime has been committed against Ruru: she has not been featured in any promo images. As such, she gets two of them on this glorious day!

Furthermore, I bring good tidings for any who may have felt that the scene numbers have been ticking up at a painfully slow pace. This week I finished scene six, and promptly made scene seven and eight as well. To be honest, I don't feel...

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4k Extra images #18 A Contest of Panties

For some reason there's a competition to decide who looks best in panties and little else. How did this come to be? No clue, and I will not question it. Also, Ruru is totally cheating. At least, I think she is, there's no way that's in the spirit of the competition.

Which team is the best? Who's the best individual performer? You decide!

I would've done one with all nine in one shot, but I don't think my PC could handle that in 4k. But if you have three monitors, I'm sure this cou...

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Poll #24 Sveida's fate

I've been thinking over a little thing in my head, but I decided this needed outside input. So, here's a surprise poll.

The question is thus: should Sveida get more piercings? I was thinking nipple piercings, in conjunction with her final scene this episode.

So, nipple piercings for Sveida?

Yay or Nay?

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Update #67 Ruminating

Grand greetings and suave salutations!

Scene five took me even longer to make than I thought, but it's finally done. Scene six on the other hand went way quicker than I anticipated, so that's nice, just have to add the spicy scene at the end to finish it.

Scenes seven and eight are also quite short, they could probably have been referred to as one scene. But I'm nothing if not inconsistent.

2024-10-05 16:59:27 +0000 UTC View Post

Update #66 Fabulously Fancy Fabrics

Oi! Stop right there, pal. This here establishment has a dress code. Yeah, that's right, off with the pants! Much better. Step right on through, good sir.

As you can see, Grishla got something of a fancy dress for the party with no poll. I kind of forgot that she was supposed to have one, so I threw an outfit together which turned out to be somewhat lewder than planned. Ah well, she ain't shy.

This week I did not manage to finish a full scene, I'll need a day more I think. In my d...

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Update #65 Dress acquired

I greet thee on this most auspicious of occasions.

What occasion? Why, Saranhil has finally gotten her hands on her new dress.

This week I delved deep into ancient texts, read old and forgotten tomes, all to acquire long lost witchcraft. In other words, I can now get a character's lips to move along with the dick during blowjobs. While using the new and fancy looking dick, too!

Turns out it's not that difficult if you're using certain old dicks that don't look very good. Ma...

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Update #64 Malicious rumors

Greetings, dear Senate of Pointy Ears.

I stand before you today, to address rumors most malicious. There are those that claim that cuteness is not, in fact, justice. As proof to the contrary, I submit the picture above. And with this, my beloved Senate, I rest my case.

Work this week was a mix of good and bad. I think my overall productivity was solid, but I had a lot of issues with crashes. First there was a new outfit (for minor characters, don't worry) that I was trying out tha...

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Update #63 The power of extensions

Heyyyy, how you doin'?

Have I used that one before? I don't remember. Clearly, if I don't then no one else will either, so it's all good.

I've been having some troubles with getting easily distracted while working on the game lately. Well, more trouble than usual, that is. It always gets extra bad around The International (Dota 2 tournament). I then remembered an old friend of mine talking about an app he'd recently gotten on his phone for the sole purpose of blocking Reddit durin...

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4k Extra images #17 Quality assurance

Due to the new outfits, our favorite maid has taken up the thankless task of assuring the quality of said outfits. Her testing methods are thorough and in depth, making certain that every piece of fabric is to her liking. Are they stretchy enough? Stain resistant? How easy are they to take on or off? Such things are mighty important to know.

So, last time I said something along the lines of making a tiny 4k thingy with the new fits, but inspiration struck and I made something a little m...

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Update #62 Scriptus Finitus

Good tidings, fellow pointy ear lovers!

I've finished the script, so tomorrow I'll start doing the first renders for the new episode. How long will it take for me to finish? Who knows? Not me, that's for sure.

The ideal version of myself would be able to make about four episodes per year, I think. The ideal version of myself would also have another ten kilos of muscle. Stupid ideal version, never around when you need him.

Anyway, given my usual pace, episode six should be o...

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4k Extra images #16 Nightie seduction

Hey hey!

Last episode just showed most of these outfits briefly. Grishla didn't get one, and Saranhil got to show hers off plenty, but the rest of them were desperate to show off. So, here's a little set where they get to do just that.

I might do a few poses with Saranhil and Sveida's new fits next week for another small 4k thingy. Then I'll have to think up something more interesting for the next set after that.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy these!

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Update #61 Wrong order

Hello and welcome to another installment of Update, the terribly named weekly series of nonsensical ramblings, sensical updates on the progress of a game, and sometimes a slight overuse of ellipses.

The pictures today are from the signatures I made, they turned out pretty neat I think. Could always be better of course, but they're sure much better than anything I would've made a year, or even half a year ago.

The normal way of writing a story is to do a bit of brainstorming, make ...

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Poll #23 Sveida Colors Part Two: Fit for Finals

Why, hello again. Fancy seeing you twice in a single day. Again. Yeah, sorry about the spam the last two days, but this is the final poll for a while. Unless I randomly come up with something. One never knows.

Just like for Saranhil, one of the options for every piece will be to match the main fit. I decided not to have a poll for the choker, considering her main piercings and the buttons on the fit are all goldy, it just makes sense to have the choker match.

Now that I look at th...

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Poll #22 Sveida Colors Part One: Main Fit

I said something about trying to be smarter about these things. Instead I decided to be dumber. Since I already knew I would have to make it two polls I just went with a bunch of combinations instead of splitting main and secondary color.

In retrospect I should've for sure gone for main and secondary color again, so that's actually what we'll do. Main color for the top skirt, secondary color for the... bodice? Corset? Lung Squeezer?

Well, at least you get to see a some potential c...

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Poll #21 Saranhil Colors Part Two: Stuff

Aaand here's the other one.

I think I'll simplify the process next time there's a clothing change, this turned into a silly amount of polls. And there's still more to go with Sveida.

The green color in every pic represents "Matching color", by which I mean that it will match the main color of the dress as chosen in the other poll.

Anyway, these are numbered. Hooray!

 2024-08-21 16:24:17 +0000 UTC View Post

Poll #20 Saranhil Colors Part One: The Dress

Yeah, there were just a few too many options so I'm splitting the coloration in two here. As we previously learned there's a maximum of 25 poll options, and I landed at 29.

We'll do the main + secondary color of the dress and you can choose a pattern for it as well. There's only two secondary colors to pick from, since I didn't really like the way others looked.

The color of the pattern (if one is chosen) will be adjusted to fit whichever main color wins.

I also got a little...

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Update #60 New beginnings

Hello, hello, hello!

What do you think of the new banner up top? I'm worried it's a little bit too dark, but otherwise I'm rather pleased with it. Got myself a new profile picture too, and updated the Patreon tier pictures as well. The only thing annoying me is that Discord nukes the resolution of my pretty new profile picture into oblivion.

Were you wondering what the render up top is about? I wanted to make a picture for my signature over on f95, so I've been working on that. I'...

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Poll #19 Sveida accessories

The tightest skirt in the world beat out the leggins in a narrow victory for Sveida's new outfit. This poll here is all about socks, and pantyhose, and stockings, and gloves, and armbands, and chokers, and boots, and... Yeah, I think that's about it.

No panty vote this time, I'm quite fond of the one's she's already wearing, also I ran out of space in the poll.

Now vote! Vote as if your lives depend on it! Or at least as if some pixels on the screen in the next episode depend on i...

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Poll #18 Saranhil accessories

The same Chinese-style dress that Tanathil wears was the winner by quite a margin in the dressup poll. I was thinking about having some necklaces as part of this poll, but they're such a pain to get right, chokers are easier but since the dress already has a neck part it seems redundant.

So here's some gloves and arm thingies, plus stockings, pantyhose, and boots. And panties.

Multiple options as per usual.

Vote away, oh magnificent Senate of Pointy Ears!

2024-08-14 13:20:48 +0000 UTC View Post

Update #59 Write on

This is a public service announcement! With keyboard!

This week has mostly been working on the first draft and making outfits. I've also looked into updating the banner up top for a fresher and newer one, as well as the tier images and such. Just a little visual overhaul. Still in progress, but I should finish before the next update.

As for the first draft, it's about halfway through or so. Somewhere around there, at least. Though this is a rather rough draft even by my standards,...

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Poll #17 Sveida Dressup

Aaaaand here's Sveida's dressup poll.

Just like before, it's only about the clothing itself, colors, patterns, accessories, and what will all be up for deciding later.

She actually only got one option with pants... What can I say, I like her with a skirt/dress + stockings.

I really shouldn't be posing these differently, I'm sure that skews the results somehow. It just feels so boring not to. Ah well, I'm sure it's fine.

Multiple options available again as well.

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