Napoleon Blownapart

BONUS VIDEO: MCGREGOR WILL NEVER, EVER BE PRESIDENT AND I AM BEGGING YOU TO STOP CARING

Whats up gang!

Okay, so this one is a real quick video. It only took a couple of days to write and edit, so didn't distract from Lineal 4. But the sheer amount of "what do you think of Conor's run for President??" questions I've been getting lately have prompted this response.

If you DGAF about politics, feel free to skip this one. It's only 12 minutes long, you're not missing much.

Good evening. Here's an early Lineal 4 intro cut.

CONTAINS FLASHING IMAGES. LIKE, A FUCKIN' TON OF THEM.

Please enjoy this early version of the Lineal 4 intro. I'm sure I'll end up making a few changes and polishing it up, and i don't think i can ever top part 3's opening, but i knew this thing had to had to go hard, so it went about as hard as I could physically make it go.

Again this will probably the the only bit of Lineal 4 media you'll see for quite some time as it's all I have at the moment!

Also, I recent did an inte...

DUX AND DANTE: REUNITED (AND IT FEELS SO GOOD)

That a working title, i swear to god 😂

If you have 3 hours and 10 minutes to spare, ENJOY!!

Post Dante Breakdown & What's next

Good evening gang!

Well it feels a bit weird to not be giving a status update on Dante for the first time since January, but all things must end I suppose. Firstly, thank you all for the support over the last 2 & 1/2 months! I know it was a long time cooking but hopefully it was worth the wait.

It's doing pretty well in terms of views, at least for me anyway, 170K in 9 days. It can be a bit hard to not compare yourself to bigger channels who might get that in a day and feel d...

DANTE, DRAGONS AND THE DEATH TOUCH: LIVE NOW!

https://vimeo.com/1064512951?ts=0&share=copy

password: DIMMAK

Sorry for the delay! As always, let me know if you come across any issues with the video. But like, technical issues only. If your issue is you don't like it, just lie to me. Please god just lie to me.

For some reason the Patreon upload wouldn't work and was just processing for over an hour, so I've just gone with Vimeo fo...

Dante may be slightly delayed

Hey all,

Just to give you a quick update, I had intended to get the Dante video out today, (8th March), as I had been told the last of the illustrations I was waiting on would be with me on the 5th. Sadly, they still haven't arrived and I'm not sure how much longer it's gonna take. I'm using the extra time just to tweak a few things here and there, and while I technically could upload the whole thing right now I don't want to give you a version of the video that's less than how I inten...

Dante Update - penultimate edition

Just Bleed Gang... we're almost there.

After checks notes 61 days of writing, editing and all the assorted other shit, the script is 100% finalized and sitting at sixteen fucking thousand words long oh my Christ what am I doing with my life, and total video production is about 80% complete. Right now, without any major rewrites pending, the video is 2 hours and 5 minutes long. Its officially the longest (non supercut) video I've done. Hell its 5 minutes longer tha...

Dante Update #5?

What the fuck is up Dennys!

Sorry for the late update this week, it's been a busy one. We're well and truly through the looking glass in terms of the video, as I've reached 90 minutes of work this week, and sadly for me, still not showing any signs of getting closer to the end..

So the name of the video, "Dante, Dragons and The Death Touch", was because I had wanted to investigate both what happened to the black dragon fighting society, and the science behind the Dim Mak alongside...

Non-AI based Dante Update #4

Just Bleed Gang!

How are we all doing? I've uploaded a re-worked intro to the upcoming video here for you all, so please enjoy and get a little hype.

This is featuring all original music written by LCQP, who was clearly channeling his inner Nobuhiko Takada on this track (Takada was the crazy half naked drummer in the Pride opening ceremonies and also the guy who fought Rickson in Pride 1, and also the concert pianist who opened one of the Pride grand Prix's i think... clearly a ...

A small Dante Update, sorry, been busy!

I apologize for this AI voice nightmare fuel. It will never happen again. I don't know why it gave me an American accent, but whatever. Dante video is coming along amazingly well, I was too busy working on it and forgot to do a real update, hence this shitpost. real update coming soon!

Dante update #2!

Good evening gang!

It is that time of week yet again, it's time for a Dante update. It's been an interesting week for the video all things considered. A few key parts kinda came together this week that made me go from "this is good" to "this is fucking great".

Firstly, Lake City Quiet Pills have sent over some samples of the soundtrack they're making for this, and its... so fucking good. A mix of Asian influenced 70's funk to really fit the Karate ass vibe of the era. Secondly, I...

Dante Update #1!

What the fuck is up fisting enthusiasts! I apologize for the late update, I had meant to give a proper update weeks ago, but both myself and Mrs B came down with a bad flu, her just after Christmas, and me in the first week of January. So I wasn't really in a writing mood for a week or so, but I'm more or less recovered now so here we are!

First things first, work on the Dante video is properly underway now! I was toying with it for a week or so after making that first trailer, and hone...

Happy new year! - and a sneak preview for what's to come

Good evening all!

I hope you're all doing well, and you all enjoyed the holidays! I spent most of the break playing that new Indiana Jones game (which is mostly excellent!) and watching seasonally appropriate movies. I watched Home Alone with Josie and we found ourselves rooting for the burglars. That's a film best left in hazy childhood memories.. fuck me that kid was annoying.

Anyways! Over the last couple of days I was working on an intro for the next video. Generally how I ...

Bonus Christmas Video - Games of 2024

Happy Christmas Just Bleed Gang!

I just wanted to give you all a little extra something this year, so here's a quick, half hour video of me discussing some of the games i got to play in between videos this year.

This isn't a deep dive or anything, it was written and edited very quickly compared to a normal video, as its mostly just opinions and not facts. But if you wanted to hear me gush over STALKER 2, Indiana Jones and the Great Circle, or indie gems like Thank Goodness you're ...

Updated End of Year video now on Vimeo

Hey gang!

I know some of you prefer vimeo for the ability to download the video, so ive uploaded a version for you all there now. The password as always is DIMMAK.

There's a slight update to his version too. I had originally commissioned the artist who created the pixel art background to do a Christmas themed version, but she was unfortunately late getting her work in and missed the deadline. I have included the artwork in this version, and it is festive as fuck.

2024-12-15 19:22:18 +0000 UTC View Post

MERRY CHRISTMAS - END OF YEAR VIDEO IS LIVE!

Please enjoy!

As always, if you spot any glaring editing errors or audio bugs let me know!

edit:

Yes the spelling error(s) in the title card has been spotted, thanks 😂

End of Year video - FINAL UPDATE!

This is it gang, we're almost done!

The End of year video is basically 99% complete as of right now. Realistically, I could upload it this evening, but its missing one important, secret ingredient for the big finale, that is still in the works. But aside from that, everything else is written, recorded, and edited.

The video covers from January til November, obviously i can't really cover much or anything that happens this month as I'm prepping to get the video released, so anyth...

End of Year Update #3

What's up Just Bleed Gang!

It's been a good week for progress on the video, as I've both reached, and breached the 1 hour mark. It's up to 1 hour 15 minutes of work done, and in terms of coverage, this covers January to September.

Hmm.. September... what happened in September that needs discussion.. let me think..

BLOWNAPART DESTROYS GRASSO SIMPS WITH FACTS AND LOGIC<...

End of Year update #2

Good evening Just Bleed crew!

Although, I'm sure for most of you, given the events of the last weekend in combat sports, very few of us are having what could be classed as a good evening. It was bad enough seeing Bobby Knuckles and Max Holloway lose back to back in UFC 308 last month, but to see Tyson "lose" to Jake Paul, followed by Jon Jones committing elder abuse of Stipe Miocic this weekend... man.

Hard week to be a fight fan.

Regardless, we soldier on. The End of Year ...

End of Year update #1!

Good evening Just Bleed Gang!

Welcome to the first of hopefully not many End of Year video updates! Sorry for not posting an update last week, but at that point, I had

A) Not written anything

and

B) Had no footage to speak of other than the newspaper intro

so really there was no update. But that's all changed this week! In the 2 weeks since my last update, I've gotten almost 40 minutes worth of work done. The end of year videos are generally far more straightfor...

Post lineal Debrief & 2024 end of year teaser!

Good evening Just Bleed Enthusiasts!

So as is ordained, it's now time for the post video release breakdown and a teaser of whats coming next.

Lineal 3 has been up a little over a week now, about 9 days, and is just a few hundred views off 100K. While that is honestly about what i expected, its still a bit sad to compare it to the Lesnar video which broke 100K in one day. But, this is to be expected as its a pretty niche topic and has nowhere near the mass appeal of Brock.

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THE MADNESS OF MAKE BELIEVE MARTIAL ARTS - UNEDITED REUPLOAD

Hey everyone,

So as you may have seen, the Youtube version of TMOMBMA was copyright blocked in the majority of the world last week. This was because of the Careless Whisper Sax sound used during the Amorous Adventures of Ashida Kim reading (though funnily enough, that sound is used twice in the video, but only the Ashida Kim bit got flagged, possibly a conspiracy between Ashida Kim's goons and Sony).

I had to trim that entire segment from the Youtube version to remove the block,...

Lineal 3 - Vimeo version for anyone who wants it

Hey all,

i know some of you use Vimeo so you can download a copy of the video, or cast it to a TV etc, so I've uploaded a version for you folks here. For anyone who doesn't want to bother with vimeo just check the post below this one for a version that can be played directly from Patreon itself.

This version does have the post credit scene which i didnt have time to record before it went up on Thursday night, and also has a post-post credit scene (which is just a mostly unscripted...

DESTROY. ERASE. IMPROVE - OUT NOW!

Surprise! It's finished a bit sooner than I expected!

Okay 2 things, firstly, I'm uploading directly to Patreon for the first time. So no passwords or Vimeo required. But I haven't used this before, so I cant say how well it works. If there are issues, I'll upload a copy to vimeo tomorrow too and apologies in advance.

Secondly, while I have watched, re-watched, and re-rewatched this about 5000 times and checked for audio/video issues, there's always the chance some piece of footag...

Lineal Update #6: 6lineal 6furious

Good evening!

I hope everyone is doing well, or as well as you can be for late on a Sunday night, right before the dread of the approaching Monday morning settles into the pit of your stomach. Fuck.

Anyway! Lineal shenanigans abound this week! I've made a whole heap of progress. Starting with some re-writes of the mid portion of the video. I realized that I had brought Fedor into the story around halfway through, but only given him an actual real, "Fedor Emelianenko was born in i...

woss pain yo life

Okay, so bit of an early update here, but I just wanted to share this clip. So as part of Lineal 3, I have the unfortunate bad luck of having to discuss a legend like Cro Cop getting KOed by Brendan Schaub.

In the Patreon verson if this clip, a different music track is used, (I wont spoil which track!), but obviously its copyrighted, and so I cant use it in the YT version. I was going to just leave the whole bit out of the YouTube version of the video, as I didn't feel anything could re...

Lineal update #5!

What's going on JBG!

Another Sunday, another lineal update! So things are progressing well, but with a caveat. I've a full hour completed now, but this video has basically turned into a "Rise and fall of Mirko Cro Cop". I only just finished Cro Cop's story and then looked back at the video and realized his story is probably about 2/3rds of the entire runtime so far lol.

I've had the unfortunate bad luck of spending the last day or two writing about his post lineal career, specifi...

Lineal 3 Update #4!

Just Bleed Faithful, it is that time of week again!

So the video is just a stupid gag bit I've peppered across Lineal 3. I accidentally hit the "create video" button instead of "create image post" and now I feel obligated to upload a clip from lineal 3 so here we are. I promise this is as dumb as the jokes get, but I really, really wanted to find a way to work Metallica featuring Ja Rule and Swizz beats abomination "we did it again" into the video somehow. And this is how i am going t...

Lineal 3 update, Thoughts on Spherical card, and balance is restored to WFW division

Good evening gang!

I hope you're all doing good, time for the weekly update! So work is coming along well now, a little faster than I expected too. This time last week I had 10 minutes of work done, today, were sitting at 30 minutes. I've just finished detailing Cro Cops lineal title reign and about to move onto Noguiera. So things are going well! I definitely didn't expect to get a half hours work done by this time, but when it came to discussing some of the Pride events Cro Cop was a ...

Lineal 3 Update #2!

Good evening bleed gang!

I had made this stupid little "Previously, on.." opener for Part 3, so figured I'd share it here to prove that I am in fact alive and working on the video!

So, I am back from vacation, and mostly relaxed and recovered. Sadly if it want for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all, and as such, 2 days into the trip I got ridiculously sick with a head cold. So 2 of the 5 days were spent in bed sneezing, coughing, high temperature, all...