5.1 - The Return of Tommy Tactics [T1]
Recap
Max Best is ascend
2025-12-05 15:45:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Recap
Max Best is ascend
2025-12-05 15:45:25 +0000 UTC View PostPatreon has new features! I can put some multimedia bonus content right here. Woop!
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After spending a few hours bouncing around the Toddler Takeover section at a trampoline park in Liverpool¹ , Max has turned his phone back on and discovered four new messages.
¹ Because of Jamie Lane-Beeks, his godson. Obviously. Max isn't allowed to go on the kids' trampolines on his own. Not that he asked.
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From: Jackie...
2025-12-01 13:32:49 +0000 UTC View PostFrom: Pradeep
To: Max
I have created some interesting graphs but they are not in the format you requested. Spectrum says you were joking but I am not sure. Please advise.
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From: Max
To: Pradeep
I don't remember insisting on any particular format.
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From: Pradeep
To: Max
You wrote that you didn't want 'any weird statistics shit - our data needs to be so simple that even Jackie Reaper can understand it'. You provided this as an example of ...
2025-11-28 15:11:48 +0000 UTC View PostEnd of Book Numbers Party!
XP balance: 2,546
Your Reputation in England: Good
Your World Reputation: PoorManager Ranking*: 24
* In the English leagues
Days as Chester manager: 1,748
Days until wedding: 105
Men's Team: 6th in EFL Championship
P31 - W14 - D7 - L10 - Goals For 58 - Goals Against 47 - Goal Difference plus 11 - Points 49
[Chester have the second most goals scored and lead the ...
2025-11-24 18:03:23 +0000 UTC View Post12.
"This frigging game is ruining my lif
2025-11-11 14:28:14 +0000 UTC View PostAs the title says, I need a bit more time with the next chapter. Thanks for your patience!
If you need a numbers go up fix, check out a mobile game called Football Chairman Pro. Mentioning it makes me feel a little bit like someone in a Japanese horror movie who has to pass on a curse to someone else, but omg it scratches the Championship Manager itch. Real 'one more turn' vib...
2025-11-10 11:44:10 +0000 UTC View Post11.
Sunday, January 9
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2025-11-07 16:06:00 +0000 UTC View Post10.
"What a load of balls," I said, as th
2025-11-03 17:14:46 +0000 UTC View Post7.
Extract from Pyramid Schemers, the
2025-10-24 15:27:43 +0000 UTC View Post6.
Tuesday, November 30
While the Brig whizzed me down to Norfolk to talk the police into releasing Owen Elmham, or to pay his bail, I prepared for my role. My job was to appear the exact opposite of how I felt; I would pretend to be sombre, mature, and deeply concerned. 'Yes, officer, you can remand him into my custardy. I'll make sure he gets his just desserts. Straight to bed with no pudding.' My stomach rumbled.
"Brig," I said. "I'm hungry. Have you got...
2025-10-20 13:54:40 +0000 UTC View Post2.
It's Sunday morning and I'm shaken awake. I panic - is it Briggy giving me the bad news about Anna? No. It's Anna giving me the good news about Anna. She has mad energy and wants to go for a walk around the hotel before an early breakfast. I laugh with relief and ask if I have time to brush my teeth. Anna says no.
"You go down and I'll relieve you in half an hour," mumbles Briggy, setting an alarm and disappearing back into her duvet.
"Why didn't you wake Briggy ...
2025-10-06 12:16:41 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings!
Two Taps Audio Productions are pleased to bring Soccer Supremo Ultra-Platinum Members a sample from the forthcoming New York Times bestseller MARRY ME OR DIE, written by Larissa Daps.
Set in a world of magic, mystery, and mermaids, MARRY ME OR DIE tells the tale of Princess Iceland, who has sworn that her cold heart shall never melt, and the fiery, heart-melting hero Max Quest, w...
2025-09-30 10:52:17 +0000 UTC View PostA cheeky bonus for my loyal fans. Audiobook readers rejoice!
I have some audio content for you! Patreon isn't really set up for what I want to do so I've again had to set it up on my website.
Max is on a long road trip, but that doesn't stop his phone from blowing up on the regular. Thanks to modern hacking techniques, we can listen to some of the voicemails and voice notes he gets.
Max is ...
2025-09-29 11:19:13 +0000 UTC View Post
(Let me know if there's some other data you want and I'll think about editing it in. I might ask nid in the Discord to help me with an overall manager win percentage for Max's time at Chester.)
End of Book Numbers Party!
XP balance: 2,270
Your Reputation in England: Good
Your World Reputation: Poor
Manager Ranking*: 32
* In the English leagues
Men's Team: 13th in EFL Championship
14.
BangorOnMyDee changed the channel name to LALAC (Let's All Laugh at Cardiff).
RetiredRed
Haha that's perfect. Brilliant, mate.
BangorOnMyDee
Poland pushed me over the edge into thinking that maybe Max Best was doing what you guys have been saying. It's one thing to see unusual results at youth level but that was a massive game for us on Saturday. His mate Llewellyn on the touchline calling the shots, the Roddy Jones ...
2025-09-22 14:25:21 +0000 UTC View PostBecome a Patron to read ahead!
[I hav
2025-09-15 17:53:44 +0000 UTC View Post11.
"Stress is the time before you make a
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