as most buckaroos know chuck has a busy trot. i am always writin away at a pace that is impressive but also a little concerning even for myself. being productive is a GREAT FEELING we all know this classic way, but it can also lead to sad days ahead because that is a lot of pressure hanging over our dang heads that we dont even know is there.
man name of chuck has thought about the lonesome train most days ever since i was a young buckaroo. i would lay awake and hear it call in the dark...
2022-01-28 14:32:07 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #26)
Clawfish are an aquatic species that defy the typical animal classes of this timeline, resting somewhere between a crustacean and a fish while displaying features of both. The head and body of a clawfish is similar to a that of a freshwater trout, covered in greenish scales with large eyes on either side of the creature. The legs of the clawfish, however, are sharp and pointy like that of a crab. They line the body, four on each side, then ending with a s...
2022-01-25 16:28:05 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #25)
Stumpkins are sentient plants who bear a strong resemblance to animals, featuring several tentacle-like roots which they use to manipulate the world around them. The creatures range in coloration form tan to dark brown, and are covered in bark. The top of their heads are flat, and their bodies feature large faces with a wide mouth and two sunken nostril holes.
In many ways this species appears similar to the remains of a chopped tree, yet their body...
2022-01-18 20:55:20 +0000 UTC
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sometimes as worlds greatest author chuck i have favorite tinglers that break fourth wall and say ‘what the heck am i reading about you or am i reading about me?’ some of them have big loops in this ways or twists and turns, and i will say as an honest bud i DO ENJOY this meta way.
but sometimes favorite tinglers of chuck are top of the pile because they are just a FUN TIME that proves love in a classic way. maybe old chuck was in particularly good mood while writing, maybe i think ...
2022-01-13 17:20:41 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #24)
Lampires are a breed of land-dwelling crustacean that use deception and patience to feed upon their unsuspecting prey. These creatures range widely in size and basic shape, although the general features of their body, such as tail, mouth and abdomen, remain static. Lampires resemble a standard lamp that one might find in homes or offices across this timeline.
It is difficult to notice a hidden lampire, even upon close inspection, but there are two d...
2022-01-11 19:15:23 +0000 UTC
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After hearing good things about the online game Wurdle, Karl tries his hand at this daily contest. He’s already got a great morning routine, and he’s excited to add something new to the mix.
Unfortunately, Karl’s Wurdle game goes south quickly, ending in disaster and ruining Karl’s day. But when the physical manifestation of Wurdle challenges Karl’s preconceived notions about rel...
2022-01-09 16:50:35 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #23)
Gambalurches are a green-skinned humanoid species from a nearby timeline of existence. Despite their slightly reptilian appearance and coloration, gambalurches are mammals, typically sporting a head of dark hair and sometimes bald. The posture of these creatures is constantly hunched, but they’re supported by a pair of unusually long arms that provide gambalurches a four-footed movement pattern. When gambalurches walk or run, they swing their entire bod...
2022-01-04 20:01:48 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #22)
Shampools are small, friendly creatures that range in color, from brilliant reds and oranges to deep earthy tones, or playful greens a blues. This species typically features a single prominent hue across most of its body, while sporting a separate colorful design upon its back. Sometimes the color of their nose will match the rest of their body, and other times this beak is white.
These creatures appear unusually similar to the packaging of a plasti...
2021-12-29 03:17:29 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #21)
Ordimants are small insects with shells that offer a variety of patterns in red and green. They are approximately the size of a spherical Christmas tree ordainment, which this species uses to its advantage. These similarities between the ordimant and a typical holiday ordainment are not accidental, but rather a keen survival adaption which has served the species well.
These creatures have an incredibly fast life cycle, living for a single year befor...
2021-12-21 22:28:42 +0000 UTC
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Amy is on the hunt for the perfect Christmas tree, but after visiting every lot in Billings, she’s begging to worry that the perfect Christmas tree doesn’t actually exist.
In a moment of inspiration, Amy attempts to get to the heart of the season by traipsing into the snow covered hillside and finding the perfect tree for herself, but what she discovers is so much more.
Now Amy ...
2021-12-21 19:29:50 +0000 UTC
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big holiday event in the tingleverse as classic tingler THESE HOLIDAY MOVIES WITH BIZARRELY SIMILAR SMILING HETEROSEXUAL COUPLES DRESSED IN GREEN AND RED ON THEIR COVER GET ME OFF BISEXUALLY is released as audiobook. i am excited in this way and so thankful for georgia bird she did such a dang good job. anyway to celebrate i am postin...
2021-12-15 16:50:03 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #20)
Headlits are mysterious and frightening entities that resemble floating human heads. They feature small, wormlike bodies that protrude from the base of their central unit where a neck might otherwise be positioned. Upon this tiny body there are few features, although these entities do sport two frail arms that hang from the front of their form. Never once in wild headlit observations have these appendages been used. The eyes and mouth of a headlit are sai...
2021-12-15 01:51:55 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #19)
Saxavones are a dangerous and crafty species of large insect, approximately the size of a typical saxophone instrument you’d find on this timeline. They sport a number of distinctly Voidal features, like sharp teeth and long skittering legs, but while their initial growth may have occurred in the abyss long ago, a natural reality is their home.
These carnivorous creatures hunt through disguise and deception, preferring to catch their prey in an un...
2021-12-07 21:30:23 +0000 UTC
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After bathing his brain in a cascade of right wing propaganda, George is utterly obsessed with the fictional narrative of a War on Christmas, fully convinced he will soon be banned from celebrating his favorite holiday. In an effort to fight back, George finds himself desperately trying to enlist in the Christmas army, but coming up short.
As George struggles to find his way through this yulet...
2021-12-07 16:57:48 +0000 UTC
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HAPPY DANG HANUKKAH BUCKAROOS we are halfway through this important time and let worlds greatest author chuck say this has been very fun holiday so far. as many know i have been in city of devils lately but trotted on back to billings to be with son jon and klowy and barbara and truckman all together from TURKEYMAN DAY all the way through HANUKKAH and dang what a treat this has been.
today is release of 2021-12-02 16:50:31 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #18)
Cabgnats are small, six to ten-inch wide creatures that resemble a metal cabinet commonly used for storage. Their bodies are perfectly cubed in shape, with distinct edges that bend sharply to create their unique form. The doorlike feature at the front of this species can range in color, from red, blue, green, or yellow, and even vibrant shades of hot pink. The cabgant’s body, however, is always a specific shade of grey. The creature’s wings are typica...
2021-11-30 18:47:41 +0000 UTC
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dang buckaroos it is holiday season again so i will say HAPPY THANKSGIVING to american buds who celebrate this way. ol chuck is in billings with son jon and klowy and truckman and barbara to spend time with family (i have been staying in city of devils but this is time of brief returns). so i am enjoying this celebration of tasty snacks and good times but also these days chuck thinks about roots of thanksgiving and its problematic way. it is with this in mind that way of ‘making your own tr...
2021-11-25 15:53:21 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #17)
Vushroons are horrific predators who stalk The Void with stealth and cunning. They are extremely aggressive, with an insatiable desire to crate as much pain and destruction as possible. Much like other Voidal hunters, vushroons rarely stalk their prey for food. They require little energy to sustain themselves, surviving up to half a year (this timeline) from a single meal. Because of this, vushroons leave their kills, and are a surprisingly important part...
2021-11-23 22:33:31 +0000 UTC
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After moving cross-county to Billings, Montana, Riley is desperate to make new friends and cultivate a support system. This search leads her to find the Billings Bisexual Buddies, an activity group for local bisexuals.
Unfortunately, when Riley arrives she finds herself faced with an invasive questionnaire in order to “confirm” her bisexuality, and the skeptism only grows when Riley re...
2021-11-22 16:27:52 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #16)
Subrizo’s a small humanoids that range in height between two and three feet. Their skin is rough and leathery, with a distinctly orange coloration. The eyes of the subrizo are brilliant yellow, and their long, sharp teeth protrude from a wide mouth. Despite their fang filled maw, subrizo’s are not carnivores, happily enjoying a diet similar to that of an average human.
These creatures have unusually long fingers and toes, as well as large pointe...
2021-11-16 20:37:31 +0000 UTC
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as worlds greatest author i have written a lot of dang tales that make hearts and butts kiss the sky. we all know this already since you are here supporting my trot already so first of all BIG THANKS BUCKAROOS i appreciate your way so much i cannot say this enough. behind scenes this process can come in all kinds of ways, sometimes fast and sometimes slow, but when you get to your three hundreth dang book you start thinking 'what the heck? am i just gonna write about ALL THINGS?'
answer...
2021-11-13 16:55:07 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #15)
Rootbears a large mammals featuring the furry head of a natural brown bear and the body of a wooden barrel. Instead of the muscular legs you might expect from a natural bear, they maneuver through the world with a set of four long tentacles.
The comparison to natural bears does not end with portions of this creature’s appearance, however. The disposition and vocalizations of these two species are almost indistinguishable from one another, carrying...
2021-11-09 15:00:28 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #14)
While exploring parallel timelines, we often take for granted various qualities of our reality that may or may not apply to these other worlds. For instance, travelers often imagine the basic rules of physics applying to other realities, interacting with these realms in accordance to our own experience. However, the nature of reality itself is not always as consistent as we imagine.
The home timeline of the visionali only exists as a dream, an ether...
2021-11-02 17:44:15 +0000 UTC
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Brad is great at parties, but after making a new friend and exchanging social media information, things get a little awkward. It appears the newly rebranded social network platform Meta has overheard their conversation, and he wants to assure them he’s nothing like those other social networks.
Skeptical the name chance is nothing more than a way to escape some bad pres...
2021-10-29 13:17:27 +0000 UTC
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hello buds this is worlds greatest author chuck tingle THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING MY TROT. so far i have enjoyed way of pateron very much i think it is nice way to connected with my buds and also to not have all money going to dang amazon devils all the time. so i would first like to say thank you for proving love is real to me in this way.
as said on SIGN UP PAGE i will trot by to do way of AMA which means ASK CHUCK ANYTHING and i will try my best to answer for true buckaroo tier buds. i...
2021-10-27 17:20:17 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #13)
Monopolobs are highly intelligent reptiles, featuring bodies of a carnivorous dinosaur with the head of a human. They range in coloration, between dark green and brilliant yellow, but most of these creatures fall somewhere in the middle.
Monopolobs are the dominant species of their home timeline, surviving years of evolution and eventually arriving at as thriving (if not cutthroat) culture, which is similar to our own in many ways. Timeline scholars...
2021-10-26 17:04:41 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #12)
While creatures hailing from distant timelines are, by their very nature, unusual, their roots can typically be traced by timeline historians. Through careful research, we can often learn and understand the origin of these entities.
Doorlochs, however, have managed to avoid any concrete understanding of their past. They are incredibly mysterious, defying investigation by appearing and disappearing in a seemingly infinite assortment of reality layers...
2021-10-19 19:44:41 +0000 UTC
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Rompo is a fanboy through and through, but while most can appreciate comic book culture in a fun, healthy way, Rompo is nothing short of a terrible person. Other than having very few friends, this hasn’t affected his life much, but when Rompo discovers one of his favorite superheroes, Buckaroo Man, is bisexual, it all comes to a head.
Rompo suffers a massive heart attack thanks to the ne...
2021-10-14 15:18:21 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #11)
Borps are a strikingly unique species that are difficult to classify in terms of the natural fauna of our timeline. The bodies of these organisms are small, about eight inches across, and lacking in shape. They are slimy, violet colored invertebrates that crawl slowly along the ground, using a soft pad to gradually propel themselves forward in a similar method to that of a snail.
The front of a borp’s body is covered by a cluster of small eyes, an...
2021-10-12 13:49:24 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #10)
Sharkshanks are sightless, burrowing creatures that measure approximately seven feet in length. They have large claws that are adept at digging through tough dirt, clay or even cement, and a row of sharpened teeth for chewing their meals. While they bear a striking resemblance to the aquatic natural sharks of this timeline, Sharkshanks behave quite differently than these common animals.
Sharkshanks will eat meat if it is presented to them, but they ...
2021-10-06 02:22:54 +0000 UTC
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