greetings buckaroo what a day to prove LOVE IS REAL. time to post another classic tingler revisited and instead of some deep moral issue just wanted to have a little fun an revisit classic way of CHEF WOOLLY MAMMOTH EATS MY BUTT. got to thinking on this one because honestly cover is one of my favorites i just think a handsome woolly mammoth in a chefs hat is a real treat. but also i have been talking a lot online about the different tingler categories of DINOSAUR, UNICORN, BIGFOOT and LIVING ...
2023-04-20 17:24:42 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #90)
While bloodblooze appear to function as a singular, semi-liquid creature, they are actually constructed from millions of tiny entities who share a psychic connection and interact to perform various complex tasks. Despite this fact, bloodblooze are colloquially referred to as singular creatures. This species can range in size, usually appearing at three feet in diameter but growing as large as 15 feet in some extreme cases. They take the form of blue puddl...
2023-04-18 16:53:20 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #89)
Painlings are a terrible nuisance of a species, causing torment across any timeline they stumble into. The creatures are flat and rectangular, with a canvas-thin body made of taught skin that stretches across their form. This skin is held in place by a hard exoskeleton, and while their carapace is beautifully ornate, it does not make up for the rest of their unpleasant features. It’s easy for those who gaze upon a painling to assume the creature is a na...
2023-04-11 14:36:18 +0000 UTC
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trotting along this timeline has its ups and downs. we have fun days in the dang sun and sad days crawlin through the mud, thats just the way this timeline rolls along and were all stuck on this wild ride.
there are some bad times that are just PLAIN OLD BAD, times when getting upset makes sense and is valid and normal and true. it is OKAY to have these moments and it is OKAY to rage against them.
but there are also bad times that just kinda get us down in a subtle way. CREE...
2023-04-05 16:27:38 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #88)
Vacrooms are small mammals from a nearby timeline. The creatures are covered in a thin layer of fur, orange in coloration and featuring a long white stripe that runs the length of their back. The skin of vacrooms is notably saggy, especially the skin across their stomach. They sport four legs, each with three clawed fingers, and have a single flat head. Most of the vacroom’s face is taken up by its exceptionally wide mouth, which is lined with small, po...
2023-04-04 22:52:35 +0000 UTC
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Selena is having a weird day. It starts off simple enough, with a few household items disappearing mysteriously, but things quickly turn heartbreaking when Selena’s office excludes her from a queer teambuilding workshop. According to Selena’s new boss, her current hetero-presenting relationship invalidates her bisexuality.
Now Selena is on a mission to shake up the system and prove her...
2023-03-29 14:13:41 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #87)
Spiderloafs behave and have a similar appearance to the arachnids of our timeline, although they cannot technically be classified in this manner. They feature oval bodies from which eight long legs sprout, sturdy and sharp. These bodies have a subtle range of shades that linger between tan and brown. Their heads are flat and feature six clustered eye that shine with a luminous red hue.
This species has an average size of approximately six inches in ...
2023-03-28 14:00:06 +0000 UTC
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greetings buckroos ITS THAT TIME AGAIN. that is right friday has arrived in its infinite loop, stretching from the beginning of time all the way back to now, returning over and over again as we wander back and forth between realities in a confused disoriented state. HOWEVER taking a moment to ground yourself with a classic tingler might be just the trick.
this story was crafted back when i decided to write a tingler for each day of the week, which is actually now a 2023-03-24 14:56:59 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #86)
Diedrones are small creatures from a distant timeline, approximately half an inch across and perfectly cubed. They feature hard shells, exceptionally difficult to crack open and with no limbs or external organs. The only markings on a diedrone are a series of small dots to delineate numerical values for each side of the creature, measuring one through six. From the outside, diedrones are almost impossible to differentiate from the natural dice of our time...
2023-03-21 23:55:03 +0000 UTC
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When Breg, long lost cousin to the family that owns Roylo Inc, learns that Rogan Roylo is about to hand off his company to a young successor, he jumps at the chance to reconnect. Unfortunately, this means leaving behind some environmental charity work with his bigfoot uncle, but the money is too good to deny.
Now, Breg has found himself wrapped up in the lives of this notorious family, see...
2023-03-21 17:39:55 +0000 UTC
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time to trot out a classic tingler for the buckaroos. this one is not too old but i will say in few years it has been around old chuck has always had affinity for this story probably because words PTERODACTYL and RODEO give me a pleasant feeling just looking at them. dang what a nice way that soothes my brain they are just such nice words in visual and spoken sense doesnt even matter what they mean really, and i enjoy the way they sound next to each other even more.
this story is intere...
2023-03-15 14:46:49 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #85)
Bloodletters are large, sentient alphabet letters manifested in a variety of hues. Their coloration is typically vibrant, and always completely uniform across their body. The base of a bloodletter will feature two feet, with very little in the way of legs. This makes the creatures particularly slow, forced to skuttle around using quick, tiny steps. Bloodletters also feature two eyes, a pair of nostrils, and a mouth. Their skin is soft and semi-furry, feel...
2023-03-14 15:27:42 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #84)
Ihoppos are sentient eyeballs, approximately a foot and a half in diameter and sporting two slender arms from either side of their spherical body. They are stark while, although a reddish hue can sometimes creep into the veins that crisscross their form and cluster on the creature’s back. The iris of ihoppos ranges in color, from blue to green to hazel to brown, matching the hue of a natural human eyeball. Their arms can also range in skin tone.
I...
2023-03-07 16:32:30 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #83)
Boxers are gentle creatures in the shape of a cube, possessing four long appendages with which they use to maneuver around and manipulate objects. These tentacles are a dark, forest green, with no bones inside but commanding a series of powerful muscles. The appendages end with simple pads, and the underside of these pads are covered in sharp, teeth-like growths. These teeth are not used to attack their prey, however, only to defend boxers when threatened...
2023-02-28 22:28:31 +0000 UTC
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When Scomp Adams, creator of the comic strip Dilbot, finds himself slipping into irrelevancy, he fights back with a series of offensive, bigoted comments. Of course, he’s not trying to be offensive, he’s just a free thinker who is very, very smart and cool.
But when Scomp goes too far and Dilbot is removed from all newspapers, he sets out on a soul-searching journey to discover if heâ€...
2023-02-28 14:16:32 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #82)
Germlins are a species of enormous green virus. They are so large, in fact, that they’re clearly visible without the use of a microscope, standing at approximately three feet in height. Germlin body frames are not static, constantly shifting and moving to create a variety of shapes, but they typically mold themselves into a basic humanoid appearance with two limbs for arms and a head-like protrusion on top. Germlins also have two to four eyeballs that f...
2023-02-21 15:13:46 +0000 UTC
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another tingler turned audiobook means another treat for the patreon buckaroos as THE SENTIENT BREAD I JUST BAKED IS A LESBIAN AND SHE EATS MY ASS. very interesting to revisit this one as it takes place and was written at height of covid where everyone was trottin around inside watchin shows and reading books in a lockdown. they were also BAKIN BREAD which is where idea came from.
chuck enjoys this one because DANG who doesnt like bread. give old chuck some bread and butter and i am SET...
2023-02-20 17:12:33 +0000 UTC
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Rodney Blimp loves to hit the arcade after work, blowing off steam by playing one of his favorite classic games, Tetrominoes. After people start noticing his high scores, they encourage Rodney to step up his game and enter the international championships.
Rodney enters and soon finds himself at the final showdown, but when the long cyan piece doesn’t show up and Rodney’s stack ...
2023-02-16 16:12:42 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #81)
Bird Brains are a highly intelligent species of humanoid birds from a nearby timeline of existence. Standing between four and five feet in height, these creatures are covered in a thick coat of large features that can range in color, from muted grays and browns to vibrant tropical patterns. Bird Brains stand on two flat feet, similar to those of a human, but featuring three sharp claws at the end. They do not, however, have hands. Instead, the arms of a B...
2023-02-14 23:37:20 +0000 UTC
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yesterday THAT SENTIENT ICE CREAM SANDWICH IS LOOKING LIKE A SNACK BECAUSE SHE IS LITERALLY A SNACK trotted out as audiobook so you know what that means buckaroos time to revisit a classic tingler on the patreon trot.
this is a story about importance in being direct. now i will say flirting in subtle way can be fun for buckaroos too i do not mean to knock this AGE OLD PRACTICE but also there is something to be said for speaking up with a 'hey bud this is how i feel, how do you feel?'
2023-02-11 15:52:02 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #80)
Teaturtles are a gentle species of hard-shelled reptile, similar to the natural turtles of our timeline but different in a few distinct ways. They are green in coloration, featuring dark spots along the soft skin of their body. The Teaturtle shell is even darker, and is incredibly durable, which helps these creatures protect themselves against predators. If given enough space in their natural habitat, Teaturtles will grow to approximately one foot in leng...
2023-02-07 15:02:16 +0000 UTC
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hey there buckaroos today is a big day in the tingleverse. chuck has reached the fourth BISEXUAL COMPILATION of tinglers which is pretty amazing as there are seven per paperback and that means over 28 bisexual trots floating around out there--plus all the books about bisexual buckaroos that everyone ignores because unless you say VERY EXPLICTLY they are bi in the title and show multiple buds on the cover everyone wil...
2023-02-06 16:27:58 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #79)
Bubblebugs are a species of small animal, closely related to the insects of this timeline but strikingly different in some very important ways. When fully grown, they measure approximately two inches in length, with flat, disk-like heads and four appendages protruding from their form. These creatures are light blue in coloration, with a face that features four eyes and a pair of inner and outer mandibles. The head and limbs of a Bubblebug are constructed ...
2023-01-31 19:00:25 +0000 UTC
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every so often internet remembers that erotica about sentient covid and chuck is tagged in joking way, so again: making hero out of covid as joke does not prove love. not fun or funny trot about something that hurt so many.
chuck wrote these free tinglers instead, and if you are up for it and enjoy these tinglers it is always good time to donate to ST JUDES CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL or GLOBAL GIVING or ...
2023-01-29 15:36:20 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #78)
Saltos are small, multi-tentacled creatures from a distant timeline, who’ve arrived in our reality to the delight of chefs everywhere. They are approximately the size and shape of an everyday saltshaker, featuring transparent bodies that offer the basic consistency of glass. The top of a Salto appears grey and metallic, and it is covered in small holes.
Unlike traditional salt shakers, Saltos feature a single large eye upon their body and seven te...
2023-01-24 21:55:52 +0000 UTC
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It’s Carly Tingle’s big day, the release of her first traditionally published horror novel, Camp Damascus. Unfortunately, Carly’s having trouble enjoying this moment as fear and chaos begin to swirl around her. She wants the book to do well, of course, but it slowly becomes apparent there’s more to Carly’s ambition than meets the eye.
Things get clearer when Carly revisit...
2023-01-17 18:04:13 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #77)
Deathbeds are a species of devious carnivores from a nearby timeline. These creatures are slow and cumbersome, incapable of hunting down their prey by any direct means, and therefore must rely on their cunning nature to survive.
The outward appearance of a Deathbed is alarmingly similar to a typical bed that humans sleep in. They are large and rectangular, with flat bodies that range in size from a Twin to a California King. The central body, or mat...
2023-01-17 16:26:35 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #76)
Cacteye are a species of semi-sentient plant from a nearby timeline. Like most plant life, their size can vary greatly depending on the age of the Cacteye and the climate they’re grown in, although they typically stand approximately nine feet tall. This species appears similar to the natural cacti of our own timeline, featuring a light green body that consists of a rounded, singular trunk that protrudes from the dirt. Between one and four limbs will gro...
2023-01-10 23:59:32 +0000 UTC
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today is exciting day as new audiobook for TWIN CHEEKS: AGENT BOOBER GETS ME OFF is out and as usual chuck went to post this tingler online then had amazing discovery, it is recent enough to have ALREADY APPEARED ON THIS PATREON WAY. dang that must mean we have been trotting together for a long time in this online way and for that i h...
2023-01-09 19:35:29 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #75)
Handellos are humanoid creatures standing anywhere between four and six feet tall. They have dull mustard-yellow skin, which is smooth and leathery, and their frame features seven limbs. Handellos walk around on a pair of legs, but there are four arm appendages sprouting from the creature’s torso. The final appendage is a Handello’s long, muscular tail. All seven of these limbs ends in a powerful, three-fingered hand. The head of these creatures is la...
2023-01-04 01:22:06 +0000 UTC
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