(Timeline Tuesday #42)
Jellyfinches are gelatinous invertebrates, closely resembling the natural jellyfish of this timeline. Their bodies measure approximately one foot across, but the tendrils that hang down from these central forms are much longer, growing up to four feet in length. Despite their soft, semi-translucent bodies, jellyfinches sport two features that are much harder, their beaks and their feathered wings. Inside these clear entities are clouds of orange, where th...
2022-05-17 22:56:58 +0000 UTC
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it is a difficult timeline to trot from trans buckaroos right now. seems like every day chuck is getting online to see some new transphobic way pop up (although to be fair majority of the time this is just DEVIL JK she is basically obsessive with hating others at this point pretty much all she does). but at same time trans issues are being brought into limelight of this reality like never before. this is something being TALKED ABOUT and that is a big step towards making sure this timeline is ...
2022-05-16 18:09:29 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #41)
Wandles are small, three-foot tall humanoids with a constant skyward gaze. They have no neck or head, instead featuring their eyes, nose and mouth upon their upper chest. This placement is part of the creature’s unique upward-facing position, and while other species might draw tired of this view, it is perfect for wandles.
These creatures have skin similar to that of a human, and long arms and legs that lead to four digit hands. They speak in a si...
2022-05-10 18:19:43 +0000 UTC
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classic tingler name of BUTTLEJUICE is available today as audiobook and AS TRADITION that means i will be posting it on here for patreon buckaroos to enjoy. i will say as man name of chuck this was not most popular tingler (WHAT THE HECK WHY NOT? original film only came out 34 years ago that is still relevant and timely). however it i...
2022-05-06 16:39:04 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #40)
Denteels are a species of two to three foot long fish that appear similar to the eels of our native timeline. They feature long, slender bodies ranging in grey to olive green in coloration, with a ridged fin that runs down the length of their back. The creatures appear in both fresh and saltwater.
There are, of course, a few distinct differences between this species and their common eel counterparts. First are the massive white teeth that line a den...
2022-05-03 23:19:47 +0000 UTC
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some buds are impressed by how fast chuck can write a tingler and i will admit even i am sometimes shocked (to be fair to the struggling writers out there chuck has help of being able to slip between timelines this is power not all have so ability to enter reality with much slower time helps write fast just sayin). SOMETIMES however chuck finds out might have gone too far ahead in a timeline and written about something that hasent happened yet, which i suppose is bound to occur when you write...
2022-05-01 15:36:17 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #39)
Ringmasters are otherworldly beings who exist well beyond the typical species categorization of this reality. These creatures take on a humanoid shape, although the functions of their body do not correspond to those of a humanoid. The “head” ring is not thinking any more than the “torso” ring is digesting food.
Ringmasters are made from a series of mailable metal rings, which float closely to one another and create the effect of a body. Thes...
2022-04-26 15:37:15 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #38)
Slogs are incredibly dangerous creatures from a distant timeline, enigmas many researchers are too fearful to study. While they may appear as a simple living deviation of a natural wooden log, the power they possess is far more destructive.
Based on appearance, most scientists believe this species is, in fact, a form of living flora. However, it’s also possible this appearance is simply a way of blending in on their home timeline. It is hypnotized...
2022-04-19 18:00:11 +0000 UTC
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living objects are important part of this tingleverse and beautiful sportscar is classic way we all know of gettin our motor revved up. today is release of ladybuck on ladybuck volume 2 collection as audiobook so seems like good time to give one of these stories from this collection to patreon buds. picked this tale because it falls in line with something old chuck has been thinking on a lot lately which is APPEALS TO COMMON SENSE which in ironic way MAKE NO DANG COMMON SENSE.
this seem...
2022-04-18 17:35:57 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #37)
Paracreeps are a species of large, humanoid bird, ranging in hues that cover the entirety of the color spectrum. Their feathers are vibrant, covering the creatures from head to toe. Standing between five to six feet tall, Paracreeps maneuver through the world in a way very similar to humans, only finding difficulty when they encounter objects that require the use of opposable thumbs. Their wings are simply not equipped for this type of manipulation, altho...
2022-04-12 17:22:11 +0000 UTC
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Jane is hoping to enjoy a nice dinner with her friend Brenna, but as soon as the night begins a conflict arises. Near the restaurant is a sad, lonesome T-Rex with a sign that says “debate me” rambling on and on about everything from "cancel culture" to “woke Stars War.”
Fortunately, Jane and Brenna find the perfect solution to this strange dinosaur, they just ignore him. Can they m...
2022-04-08 16:02:14 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #36)
Seedlers are a species of large, sentient flora standing approximately four or five feet tall once matured. They are thin creatures with light green bodies and four distinct legs, which they use to traverse great distances. The head of a seedler consists of a flat white circle from which several petals grow, encircling the creature’s face. These petals can range in color, from blue to pink to red, but the most common hue is a sunny yellow. This ye...
2022-04-05 15:33:04 +0000 UTC
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After years of working the line at the Cobbler Manufacturing factory, Will’s starting to feel the aches and pains of a truly terrible job. The worst of these aches? His butt.
Will goes to investigate, but is surprised to discover the business card of Krocko Ripple, a triceratops union organizer. Krocko instructs him to meet deep within his own butt, and soon enough Will is on a j...
2022-04-04 16:13:32 +0000 UTC
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in case you are not aware it is friday the 69th VERY IMPORTANT DAY IN THE TINGLEVERSE this is a rare occasion dosnt come along very often and while some use this as occasion to joke and tease old chuck thinks it is better to CELEBRATE TRADITIONALLY. this can be done in many ways of course you can watch your favorite friday the 69th movie that is a classic, but other ways are to REVEAL YOUR FACE as we all know jesse from these films is always hiding behind a mask anywhere here goes
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2022-04-01 16:45:33 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #35)
Xilotones are strikingly unusual, three-foot-tall crustaceans with light blue shells. These creatures prefer hot, dry climates which makes their distinct coloration even more pronounced against the natural landscape. Some have even called xilotones the “flamingos of the desert”, and there is little denying that watching these blue creatures skuttle across the sand is a sight to behold.
Xilotones have twelve legs positioned equidistant across the...
2022-03-30 14:58:12 +0000 UTC
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about eight dang years ago one of first tinglers chuck ever wrote was GAY T-REX LAW FIRM: EXECUTIVE BONER and it has since become a big hit. this story is satire of common ‘sex contract’ idea mostly popular at time from other famous erotica tale ’50 shades of not okay’. first of all playful sex contract as game between consenting buckaroos is great way to prove love there are ways to do this that FEEL dangerous but actually are just fun consenting pounds with a wink and a nod.
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2022-03-29 15:21:59 +0000 UTC
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Scott never stops moving, jumping from one adventure to the next in hopes of avoiding the inevitable torments that nobody can seem to shake: death and taxes.
Unfortunately, after Scott gets news that the physical manifestation of taxes is after him, things go a little sideways. Soon enough, he’s trapped between the sentient concepts of both Death and Taxes, searching for a way out!
2022-03-24 16:18:02 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #34)
Sub-slime loans are creatures that vary greatly in size and shape, due to their malleable nature. These gelatinous oozes can present themselves in a number of ways, although they prefer to take one a vaguely humanoid form, with a head and two armlike appendages. While one might consider them to be a species of invertebrate, as they do not contain a skeletal structure, they are technically the closet in similarity to a fungus.
This species is green a...
2022-03-22 21:34:52 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #33)
The existence of other timelines creates a great variety of creatures, and with infinite variables it’s no wonder these entities continue to amaze and even confuse us. Plenty of these distant travelers even push against our understanding of what defines a lifeform. There are, however, some creatures that are shocking in their simplicity. These animals are often indistinguishable from a species on this timeline, save for one small detail.
The perfe...
2022-03-15 20:52:53 +0000 UTC
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we all know this classic way. as worlds greatest author name of chuck there are some tales that hit my brain like a dang light bulb saying ‘you know this feeling? i bet everyone knows this feeling’ and this tingler is a trot we all know. HOUSEPLANTS ARE A BIG RESPONSIBILITY and also can serve as an important lesson in takin care of business. sometimes we buy something and say ‘i will cherish this and make sure everything is like new FORVER’ but this timeline keeps moving along and oth...
2022-03-14 16:30:04 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #32)
Bishobs are small creatures standing approximately five inches in height, although most of this calculation applies to the long protrusion that rests atop the creature’s head. This horn takes the distinct shape of a bishop chess piece. The body of a bishob is round, with an enormous, sharp-toothed mouth that wraps around half the creature’s form. Bishobs carry themselves around on four tentacled appendages, which are mostly used as legs but can also h...
2022-03-08 21:27:02 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #31)
Dottlers are unique creatures from a distant timeline, difficult to understand through the lens of our usual species classification. They are enigmas, and while these entities will likely never be fully understood, they are welcoming enough to invite rigorous study.
These creatures begin as I single orb, which can range across the full spectrum of coloration. From vivid blues to stark oranges and reds or dull yellows, the only shade dottler orbs do ...
2022-03-01 23:40:37 +0000 UTC
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today high roller lesbian unicorn goes all in on my butt comes out as audiobook and as usual that means patreon buckaroos get story on here WHAT A TREAT.
little known fact about worlds greatest author chuck is my gamblin trot. sometimes this is fun days ahead visiting CITY OF SIN with son jon on a big vacation and sometime...
2022-02-28 16:54:53 +0000 UTC
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wow, this timeline is a difficult place right now. we have been trotting through rough places before but recently there is PROFOUND SADNESS that hangs in the air. it can be difficult to process.
lots of buds see chuck as beacon of positivity and that is great but also it is important to remember you do not need to be smilin all the time. it is HEALTHY AND NORMAL TO HAVE SAD DAYS. it is okay to be upset and feel helpless sometimes this is part of our experience on this timeline and it al...
2022-02-25 17:12:00 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #30)
Antilearns are a highly intelligent species of large insect, standing approximately three feet tall and appearing in two distinct colorations, cherry red or dark black. The creatures feature a flat, rounded head upon which six eyes are placed, as well as a mandible mouth they use for chattering in a distinct language of chirps and hums. Antilearns have eight tentacled legs, which carry impressive strength and can be used to easily manipulate objects as th...
2022-02-22 15:42:37 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #29)
Fantoms (also known as Atellsa) are energy-based entities, similar to poltergeists, but with extremely limited power in the physical realm. However, unlike poltergeists, these creatures are technically not ghosts. The home timeline of fantoms is a strange, ethereal place beyond our understanding, where carbon-based life is non-existent. Instead, all sentience is manifested through pure energy.
On this timeline, fantoms find themselves at a severe di...
2022-02-15 19:02:42 +0000 UTC
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It’s Valentine’s Day, and Megan has taken this opportunity to spill her feelings to her friend Alice in a very intimate card. She’s nervous, but fortunately it appears Alice could make the same romantic admission first.
There are two candy hearts held within Alice’s envelope, each one of them featuring a startlingly explicit phrase. But is this a message from Alice, or from the can...
2022-02-14 16:19:53 +0000 UTC
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as topical writer it can be difficult road for chuck to trot because it can be difficult to put so much time and effort into piece of art that will then pass by. CURRENT EVENT TINGLERS all have this way where you think ‘whoa that was a good story about something in the dang news this week but will i understand it in a week?’ and this is battle old chuck would like to talk about for a moment.
first things first bud, HISTORY does not exist in a dang vacuum full of dust and coins and o...
2022-02-12 18:39:45 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #28)
Angrills are grey, hooved creatures with four legs, covered in a coat of short, bristly fur. Along the ridge of their backs, angrills sport a line of light green hair that is slightly longer than the rest, and their feet are an even deeper shade of green. The creatures are approximately the size of a golden retriever. Angrills have large round heads with small, beady yellow eyes and a row of sharp teeth.
Notably, the tail of an angrill is unusually ...
2022-02-08 15:54:35 +0000 UTC
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(Timeline Tuesday #27)
Bozobytes are small insects measuring approximately one inch long. The creatures feature several short legs across the entirety of their body, which they use to crawl through gardens and up walls. These appendages are covered by a sticky substance, allowing Bozobytes to hang effortlessly from sheer horizontal (or even upside down) surfaces. However, these legs are not the preferred travel method of Bozobytes, the creatures preferring to use their grey win...
2022-02-01 18:43:02 +0000 UTC
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