lopoddity

(WIP) Be Mine

“Who’s a good dog?”

Got big plans for my valentines day post. >:) I’ve sadly come to accept that I crack ship the FUCK out of these two. The Liv/Merry brainrot is real and it has me by the throat. Furthermore, I’m uh….I’m drawing them fucking, y’all. I am drawing it a lot. I don’t know if I’d quite call it porn (it’s not super titillating/explicit) but it will definitelyyyy be NSFW. Be prepared. Be afraid. >:D

[Guest Art] Parental Instinct

oooooough SO the other day I wrote a rough lil drabble in the comments of my last post and dear patron AsTheJayFlies kindly illustrated key parts of it! Guhhhhh just LOOK at Liv’s expression, her contempt, her character acting. I wish to consume this sketch comic for nourishment and I’m gonna smear it against all of y’all eyeballs. Thanks again, Jay! 💗💗💗

2025-02-09 19:37:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Concept Art Dump: Squirrel Girl and the Sibling Squad

yeeeeeah it occurred to me there’s no way Perry and Tibbs would have just the one kid. They want a big family! Altogether, they have four children, though for now we’ll just meet the first three.

Snickerdoodle is their first child, and also the only one they adopted at birth. After years of struggling to adopt through agencies, they only end up with Snickerdoodle by chance. She was conceived for a planned surrogacy, but when the adoptive parents backed out, the...

(Suggestive) Spay & Neuter Your Pets

What’s a pig to do when he has a stupid cat husband with a chronic breeding kink paired with a simultaneous fear of actually getting pregnant? You drag your stupid catboy to the vet to get fixed, that’s what Tibbs did. >:( No chewing your stitches, Perry!

Jk, Perry elected to get a bilateral salpingectomy (total removal of both fallopian tubes) all on his own. He’s a sterilized boi~ From a scientific perspective, he can acknowledge that pregnancy is a miracle or whatever blah b...

See-saw, Margery Daw

cleaning up some doodles from my notebooks and sketchbook, here’s one that didn’t really fit with the others

growing up can be an awkward process

(Complete) Wimblewools & Truffletons

*dragging myself across the finish line* ough. guh. FINALLY done

No Two-Ton Truff here because his size throws the family tree visually off balance. Adsffffg. Anyway, it’s time for Mona’s side of the family. I made a lot of changes to her son “Teddy”, btw, including his name. Buckle up! >:O

Despite their visual similarities, sheep and goats have wildly different stereotypes regarding their species. Goats are thought to be brave and brash, thu...

Meet the Truffletons

okay so this family tree ended up being so fucknormous i decided to split it in half for now. I’ll be uploading the complete tree soon, with Mona and all her relatives. For nowwww:

In the late 80s, young Lulu Truffleton was bright-eyed, fresh outta high school, and hungry for independence and adventure. She lands a waittressing job at a shabby old diner- it’s not the most glamorous gig, but it keeps the lights on in her tiny apartment at least. Besides, this is just the first step i...

(WIP) Tibbs Family Tree

doing another overly complicated family tree because i’m a masochist apparently

This one is considerably bigger than the Meadowsweets one, hsgsgsgsh

Pets

Long before the advent and popularization of synthetic meat products, the people of FB got the bulk of their dietary protein from insects. The insects of their world can come in far larger sizes than anything we’re used to, and have been historically consumed toasted, fried, barbecued, or just plain raw (hell, sometimes even still alive). However the modern meat industry (only a couple decades old) has led an aggressive and successful advertising campaign to associate consumption of their d...

Back To Work Doodles

Holiday vacation is over and I’m back at the office, bleh. Even worked today, on a Saturday! >:/ But I also did a buttload of drawing over the week, so have a doodle dump!

1.) I was asked on my last post how Mal has such big all-natural bazongas, which prompted me to start playing around with her body type. Definitely still unlearning some hard-wired stuff about how to draw bodies (damn all those how to draw manga books in my formative years! jk) , particularly how I kinda default ...

(Kinky) Dogs and Cats Living Together, Mass Hysteria

Happy Holidays and happy incoming New Year to all! Have some kink on me~

Topher and Mal would probably describe themselves as roommates, or perhaps even friends if you caught them on a good day. But in reality they are partners, life-mates, emotionally entangled to a degree that they themselves don’t always understand. Also, they fuck a lot. A lot.

Topher is a brat. In the general sense, but also in the BDSM sense. A brat is a playful sub that disobeys orders, back-talk...

For Those About To Rock

We salute you! >:O

Neith- “They Say I’m Different” Betty Davis (Funk Rock)

Balthazar Baast- “I Don’t Wanna Stop” Ozzy Osborne (Heavy Metal)

Tried to pick a single song each to sum up Neith and Balthazar’s respective musical...

(Mild Nudity) Wife-Lifting For Fun & Profit

Hope everyone is having a wonderful holiday season! Here’s some big ol farm animals in love to celebrate. Lulu can never resist a chance to show off (strong pig!), and she can certainly never keep her mitts of her giant gorgeous goat wife. Put you down, Mona? Never, cherie, never! 💗

Sketch Dump: Ellie & Merry

1.) in which young Eleanor Noir lays out her life plans. She’s not throwing away her goals for the first bumblefuck to make goo-goo eyes at her! >:(

2.) in which Eleanor throws away her goals for the first bumblefuck to make goo-goo eyes at her

3.) good luck with that merry. Eleanor got her tubes tied right after their second child

4.) Eleanor and Merry at the height of their shared success. Merry has a pretty nice set of pipes, but Eleanor 2024-12-22 06:58:14 +0000 UTC View Post

Sketch: S A C R A M E N T

Merry: You've disobeyed my orders, son, why were you ever born?
Your brother's ten times better than you, Jesus loves him more
This music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell
Rock and roll's The Devil's work, he wants you to rebel
You'll become a mindless puppet, Beelzebub will pull the strings
Your heart will lose direction and chaos it will bring… 2024-12-21 02:21:53 +0000 UTC View Post

Sketch: Mommy Bonding

yup u showed her alright

(Sketch) Thunderstruck

We met some girls
Some dancers who gave a good time
Broke all the rules
Played all the fools
Yeah, yeah, they, they, they blew our minds
And I was shaking at the knees
Could I come again, please?
Yeah, them ladies were too kind
You've been
Thunderstruck, thunderstruck!

hey eleanor remember that time u went to a neith concert and she tongue fucked you on stage so hard your legs ...

Sick Ass Panther Tattoo

yet more concept art, this time featuring Topher’s secret tattoo. It’s a tribute to Mal, his best and longest friend (and quite perplexingly to Topher- and maybe a bit frighteningly- , the only person to have yet to get tired of his vexing ass). Totally normal and casual to depict your best friend as a literal goddess holding (guarding? about to destroy? Or being trusted not to destroy?) your heart. Though if you ask Topher yourself, he’ll say it’s just a generic sick ass panther tatt...

Drakes

Mal and the man she spent thirty years trying to live up to. Her pater, Galliard Drake.

Sun & Moon & Rock & Roll

quick concept art! FB has celebrities just like our world and it’s about time they made an appearance. :3

-Balthazar Baast: The self-proclaimed god of rock & roll, Balthazar presently is one of the most famous musicians in the world. He owes his fame immensely to the vicious parental pushback against his albums in the 80s, with good humble pearl-clutching families terrified Bal was a horned agent of the devil, come to bathe in blood by moonlight and give thei...

(Kinky) The Boss Of You

In which Topher reaps what he has sowed. Just in case it’s not clear, this is a game that they’re both very much enjoying.

Topher and Skye will come out of this as friends (with benefits), with Skye learning Topher’s smug brat act was simply that, an act. He’s a decent dude underneath all that smarm, engaging and intelligent enough to debate with her until she wants to rip her fur out. Topher makes for a good sounding board whenever Skye is frustrated with her job/...

Dog Eat Dog

That’s a bold flirting strategy, Topher. Let’s see if it pays off!

Skye and Topher first met when she was assigned to write an article on him for Bitchworthy’s weekly independent musician spotlight. Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed Skye met up with the man for an interview over coffee aaaaand….hated him immediately. Topher is smarmy and believes his own hype and seems to enjoy saying off-color things just to grind her gears. The guy picks arguments for fun, like some sort o...

(Kinky) WIP: Bootylicious

in which Topher is fair bit better at flirting than Honey is, so Skye sentences him to DEATH BY SNU-SNU

this is one of those times where I doodle something and suddenly think wait, is this too much for patreon?? On one hand, my page is marked for mature audiences, on the other, his face is smushed FULLY up in her kibble and bits. It makes me feel BASHFUL IDK AHHHHHH 😫

Requests Open!

Howdy, all! Hope everybody had a lovely Thanksgiving, if you celebrate. I'm sitting on the first day of a long weekend, so I'd love to spam y'all with doodles! >:3 Therefore, requests are open! The more specific the better. Like "please draw [Character]" doesn't give me a whooole lot to work with, but "What does [Character] do for a living?" does! :D I really enjoy character and worldbuilding questions, but really you can ask whatever you want. 👍Oh, and keep in mind the patreon is 18+ n...

Skye’s Former Guy

Yet another disastrous date between Skye and her ex-boyfriend, Fang. Fang may not be great at passing his community college courses or not getting fired from kibble kitchen or supporting the arts or remembering Skye’s birthday, but ehhh…Skye nonetheless valued his company, sorta. Mostly she valued the sweaty wall-slamming sex they’d have (“Absolutely unreal dick game” Skye could be quoted saying while doing a chef’s kiss gesture). It was usually enough to slap a band...

Country Girl, You Are My World

her ass is NOT listening

(NSFWish) WIP: Tapping Out

As a farm dog, Skye needs plenty of fresh air, good food, and lots and lots of exercise~

(nothing saucy is actually happening, lol)

We All Go Together When We Go

I’ve gotten some very kind messages over the last few days. And I want everyone to know they’re appreciated, even if I haven’t had the energy to respond. In the wake of the 2024 presidential election, people have been asking if I’m doing okay. And the answer is sure. I’m doing okay. Ish. I’m Black and I’m gay and I live in conservative-controlled, wildly mismanaged Florida, and all that has afforded me a sort of….realism, when it comes to politics. I’m disappointed with the ...

Regarding Patreon iOS App Changes

Howdy all. Starting soon, Apple is going to charge their 30% App Store fee on all NEW patreon memberships purchased through the patreon iOS app. THIS CHANGE WILL NOT AFFECT ANY OF MY CURRENT PATRONS. Even if you are currently using the iOS app to access/pay for patreon! Apple is implementing this change only to NEW memberships purchased after November 4th, 2024. I made this post not to alarm, but to keep y’all info...

(Nudity) Decompression Doodles

so yesterday I woke up, got ready for work, and discovered my car had not one, but TWO flat tires. :( Ended up unable to make it into work from the sheer time it took to get my car towed and fixed. Then I woke up this morning and discovered tire #3 was leaking air from a puncture. Needed to patch it, was late for work. Unsure if my car was deliberately vandalized or I was unlucky enough to run over stray nails from all the local road construction, but either way, it fucking SUCKED. I’m havi...