Those Muppets, man. They just dropped a house on the Wicked Witch with yesterday's commanding performance! They'll face Philip K. Dick in the Final Four.
Up today: two series that each would include a Vince Vaughn movie nobody likes.
It's Elmore Leonard Adaptations vs. Psycho.
With Elmore Leonard, we'd cover a curated selection of four films
2025-03-27 18:00:13 +0000 UTC
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The people are screaming for Dick. It is our duty to give Dick to them. Dick, Philip K. moves on to the Final Four!
Up today—not Muppet's Wizard of Oz, but Oz and Muppets.
Okay, wait...Quentin Tarantino is in this movie????? Piggy plays the good AND bad witch? We might need to add this one, folks. To Oz, obviously. Muppets already a stacked lineup.
Anyway...
With WORLD OF O...
2025-03-26 18:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostWow, what a blowout! 90s Indie Comics looks like the franchise to beat this year!
Speaking of, here's where we stand on Patreon as we begin the Elite Eight:
Our first Elite Eight match features BLONDE BOBS!
It's Philip K. Dick Adaptations vs. Scream.
With Philip K. Dick
2025-03-25 18:00:15 +0000 UTC
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The Hot Monsters Who Fuck shall fuck no more (although Bram Stoker's Dracula is still in play as a main feed selection). Alan Moore moves on to the next round!
In today's match, the final face-off in our Patreon Sweet Sixteen, it's snowin' vs. "ssssssmoookinnnnn"
It's Christmas Coal vs. 90's Indie Comics.
Jacked JK Simmons is very impressive, I must say.
With Christmas Coal<...
2025-03-24 18:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
There's nothing scarier than the idea of watching all those Robocop sequels, apparently! Psycho wins! And yeah, we're adding Psycho IV to the lineup.
Up today - some hot monsters, hot heroes, hot extraordinary gentlemen. And they all fuck.
It's Sony's Hot Monsters Who Fuck vs Alan Moore Adaptations.
With Sony's Hot Monster...
Pour yourselves a rum punch - Elmore Leonard is moving on to the next round! Sorry Richard Curtis. The England Bit really IS dead.
Up today - the American Jesus vs the American Devil.
It's Robocop vs. Psycho.
With RoboCop, we'd cover four films:
RoboCop
RoboCop 2
RoboCop 3
RoboCop (2014 remake)
Wit...
2025-03-22 18:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostIn a victory for felt freaks everywhere, the Muppets move on to the next round!
Up today - lots of charismatic movie stars of the 90s being hot, being in love, and being iconic.
It's Elmore Leonard Adaptations vs. Richard Curtis Rom Coms.
With Elmore Leonard, we'd cover a curated selection of four films:
Get Shorty
Jackie Brown
Out of Sight
If your Insurrection lasts longer than 1 hour and 43 minutes, please consult a doctor. Get your phones ready because this episode might. We are doing anything we can to distract ourselves and stay engaged as we watch Jonathan Frakes’s 1998 film Star Trek: Insurrection.
Topics include: DDD (Does Data Die??), Roz!!, Lots of Mask Muching, beard-growing speed discussion, standing, lip balm, Rodney jokes and more
Movie Begins at: 3:29
2025-03-21 04:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostOz is looking pretty great and powerful - the Resident Evil has been defeated!
Up today - Little Froggy vs Big Daddy.
It's Muppets vs. Happy Madison Origins.
With Muppets, we'd cover eight theatrically-released films:
The Muppet Movie (1979)
The Great Muppet Caper (1981)
The Muppets Take Manh...
I scream, you scream, we all scream for SCREAM. Final Destination has finally met its demise.
Up today - Alice & Dorothy.
It's Resident Evil vs World of Oz.
With Resident Evil, we'd cover the six Milla Jovovich / Paul WS Anderson films:
Resident Evil (2002)
Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)
Resi...
We are in the Sweet 16, and as such, the BC gang recaps the Round 1 matchups of the Main Feed bracket, as well as the nail-bitters on the Patreon bracket.
Topics include: New Griffin Lore, The Pitt, “The Pit”, and some, but not much, Chip Smith.
Check out Patrick Willems’ 90s Dark Universe video
2025-03-18 21:32:24 +0000 UTC View PostWICK GOT DICKED. HARD.
Philip K. Dick adaptations move on to the Elite Eight!
Up today, we've got a bunch of young adults getting systematically killed off in increasingly clever and self-aware ways.
It's Scream vs Final Destination.
With Scream, we'd cover six films:
Scream (1996)
Scream 2 (1997)
Y'all were in the tank for Tank Girl - 90s Indie Comics bodyslammed Kevin Costner Sports movies yesterday!
Before we get into today's matchup, here is an update on where we stand in the Patreon tournament after Round One:
Kicking off the Sweet Sixteen round, we've got a really fun one.
DICK v WICK.
2025-03-17 18:00:12 +0000 UTC
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Another close one - Santa wins by a reindeer!
Up today in our final matchup of the first round, we've got Drafters vs. Violators.
It's Kevin Costner Sports Movies vs 90s Indie Comics.
I think this is the first time in human history that the above images were paired together.
With Costner Sports, we'd cover four movies th...
2025-03-16 18:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostI bet you Alan Moore himself would be shocked by these results - LXG et al move on to the next round!
Up today, a couple of grumps.
It's Old Men Matthau/Lemmon vs Christmas Coal.
With Old Men Matthau/Lemmon, we'd cover four films that the dynamic duo made towards the end of their career:
Grumpy Old Men (1993)
...
Goddamn, another nailbiter! Sony's Hot Monsters Who Fuck wins by only 3 votes. For the record, whoever commented this was correct. Venom IS technically a hot monster who fucks.
For today's matchup, it's time to mask up.
It's Predator vs. Alan Moore Adaptations.
With the ...
Ooooh boy, another close one! Norman Bates knocks out Rocky Balboa to move on to the next round.
Up today - two brand new series entering the tournament this year! It's Morbin' time....
It's Sony's Spider-Man Universe vs. Sony's Hot Monsters Who Fuck.
With Sony Spider-Man Universe, we'd cover the six films Sony made after signing away the Spider-Man rights to Marvel/Di...
Another tournament goes by and Ben still doesn't have an excuse to buy a sword. RoboCop moves on to the next round!
Up today - you can practically hear these images.
It's PSYCHO vs ROCKY.
With Psycho, we'd cover four films:
PSYCHO (1960)
PSYCHO II (1983)
PSYCHO III (1986)
PSYCHO
2025-03-12 18:00:13 +0000 UTC
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Love actually IS all around, and Love Actually moves on to the next round!
Up today, we've got a Mr. Robert Cop going up against Sir Duncan MacLeod.
It's RoboCop vs. Highlander.
With RoboCop, we'd cover four films:
RoboCop
RoboCop 2
RoboCop 3
RoboCop (2014 rema...
In our third of four Spielberg related bonus episodes the BC:SF crew tries to stay awake as they tackle his anthology installments with his segment of Twilight Zone: The Movie (Kick the Can) as well as his episodes of Amazing Stories (Ghost Train S1E1 / The Mission S1E5)
Other topics include: Old-timey street / alley games, the meaning of kick the can, Hong Kong Phooey, David Sims Science Expert, Ben’s first mistake.
And of course, in our Twilight Zone: The Movie / Amazing Stor...
2025-03-11 04:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostBe Cool? More like, "it would be cool if we covered Elmore Leonard adaptations on Patreon!" Get Shorty et al moves on to the next round!
Up today:
Four weddings. Three colors.
It's Richard Curtis Rom-Coms vs the Three Colors trilogy.
With Richard Curtis rom-coms, we'd cover five very British films:
The Sandman is victorious - Happy Madison moves on to the next round! To Leslie Nielsen, we can only say one thing. "Let 'er rip."
Up today, a tale of two Jackies.
It's ELMORE LEONARD ADAPTATIONS vs POLICE STORY.
With Elmore Leonard, we'd cover four films:
Get Shorty
Jackie Brown
Out of Sight
Be Cool
With
Sorry, David Sims! Muppets WIN!!! Nerds win! Virgins win! Felt WINS!!!
Up today - two series that promise barrels of laughs. Like, me (Marie) on Austin Powers level of laughs.
It's HAPPY MADISON: ORIGINS vs NAKED GUN.
Two handsome devils.
With Happy Madison, we'd cover six films from the beginning...
2025-03-08 19:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostIn another insanely close matchup, WORLD OF OZ wins by only 26 votes!
Up today - silly walks and silly wocka wockas.
It's MUPPETS vs MONTY PYTHON.
With Muppets, we'd cover eight theatrically-released films:
Th...
Pack your bags, because we're going to Raccoon City - Resident Evil moves on to the next round!
Up today, two classic tales in the public domain that were adapted in the late 1930s, and then reimagined over and over again.
It's WORLD OF OZ vs ROBINS HOOD.
With WORLD OF OZ, we'd cover five films:
The Wizard of Oz (1...
I looove being able to write these posts in advance. I love a comfortable lead. Unfortunately, y'all are TESTING ME today.
In our first nailbiter of the tournament, FINAL DESTINATION wins by only 15 votes! They'll face Scream in the next round.
Today's matchup is probably the closest we're ever going to get to the David Sims Video Game Podcast, considering that he has tw...
2025-03-05 19:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostPodcasters, cinephiles, and freaks—rejoice! Blank Check will be returning to Town Hall this summer to commemorate our 10th anniversary with a long-promised tribute to one of the greatest films in cinema history.
To honor our “Decade of Dreams,” we cordially invite you...
2025-03-04 20:28:58 +0000 UTC View PostI scream, you scream, we all scream for SCREAM! Congrats to Ghostface and Courteney Cox's microbangs for moving on to the next round.
We're continuing with the horror show today with one franchise that confronts DEATH, and the other THE DEVIL.
It's FINAL DESTINATION vs THE EXORCIST.
With Final Destination, we'd cover six films ...
2025-03-04 19:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostDamn, you might as well call The Equalizer Boban Marjanovic the way John Wick completely bodied him yesterday! Keanu moves on to face Philip K. Dick (and himself in A Scanner Darkly) in the next round!
Speaking of a man facing himself...it's a Wes Craven showdown today!
It's SCREAM vs ELM STREET.
With Scream, we'd cover six films:<...
2025-03-03 19:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostIt was kind of close, but ultimately you folks decided that you preferred "More Dick" to "Some Pulp" - PHILIP K DICK MOVES ON TO THE NEXT ROUND!
Up today, we are pitting two of the stars of Kenneth Branagh's Much Ado About Nothing against each other, and instead of being young, hot, and armed with swords, they're old, grizzled, and armed with guns.
It's JOHN WICK vs THE EQUALIZER.
2025-03-02 19:00:08 +0000 UTC
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