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Hart of Dixie 1X4: In Havoc & In Heat

Okay, so it's hot in Blue Bell. No surprise there. But apparently, the current heat wave is an excuse for everyone in the town to do whatever they want and act like they have no consequences. I don't really get it. I'm more like Zoe than the rest of the town folk, but they seem to be having a good time trying to talk her into it.

Unfortunately, a lot of this episode consists of Butter Bitch trying to impress her future in-laws (who are just as awful as she is, I have no idea what they c...

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Quick Update

My internet has returned!

I'm in the process of uploading now. Everything that's supposed to come out today, will! The only possible disruption I see is that Friday's posts might go up a little later in the day than usual, but everything this week should go up as scheduled. Huzzah!

Thank you for being patient with me over the last day. It's crazy how much you take the internet for granted. 😳

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I have no internet.

Hello, hello.

I’m doing this on my phone. And I hate using my phone, so first I apologize for any typos.

I’ve been without internet for about 18 hours now. They have no idea when it will be fixed. It was supposed to be done about 12 hours ago,, so who knows.

Heart of Dixie 1X4 was supposed to go up yesterday. It didn’t. It’s been reacted to, but not uploaded. The same goes for everything that’s supposed to come out today. HSMTMTS 3X1, The Fosters 2X11, Arrow 7X16,...

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Prison Break 3X1: Orientación

So, somehow, we've literally all (minus Sucre) ended up in Sona. Which is the worst of the worst. There are no cells, no rules, no guards. It's just a bunch of violent people tossed together. And a couple times a week, guards show up (they have them patrolling the perimeter so no one escapes) and drag out the dead. It's real dignified.

Anyway, Lincoln is busy trying to figure out where both Michael and Sara are. He finds Michael and the embassy tells Lincoln that he can get Michael move...

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The Vampire Diaries 4X13: Into the Wild

Am I the only one who isn't sure that cure is actually real? Or, even if it is, there isn't enough of whatever it is to be used on everyone

Am I the only one who isn't sure that cure is actually real? Or, even if it is, there isn't enough of whatever it is to be used on everyone who wants it? Also, when I was reacting to this I wasn't confused at all, but when I was doing the discussion, I had a hard time talking about it, so let's see how this goes. Lol.

So, we all on this island...

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9-1-1 8X14: Sick Day

So we've got 9-1-1 meets Outbreak. And of course I don't realize it's a two parter and was very unhappy when I realized bitch lady took off with the cure and episode was over. Grrr.

Basically, we've got a crazy scientist lady who has taken it upon herself to shorten the incubation period of a virus that will kill you. In the name of science. So she can prove that she made a cure for it. At least I think that's what's going on. None of this overly important, I don't think. It's mainly ju...

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The Mentalist 1X6: Red Handed

Okay, so they totally threw me off with this one. I assumed we were setting up the son-in-law to be the red herring. But, alas, he was the actual culprit. Dun dun dun.

We've got a hand chilling in the middle of the road right between the boarders or California and Nevada, and both states are hoping the other one ends up with the case. But, surprise! CBI is the winner! So, while they are waiting around for forensics, Patrick deduces pretty much everything about the guy who used to be att...

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Arrow 7X15: Training Day

So, most of this episode felt like it was Team Arrow vs the SCPD. And I repeated myself 1000 times (I'm sorry), but I just cannot understand why they'd let Team Arrow work with them, but not let them do anything they're actually good at! And then, at the end, when we compromise, I have no idea how that's different than what we wanted to do all along.

But anyway, we're busy trying to take down this guy who's manufacturing poisoned bullets. However, Team Arrow is all, if you would just le...

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The Fosters 2X10: Someone's Little Sister

OMG. I hate it so, so much. I cannot express how much I hate this for Callie. I can sort of understand Sophia's role in this, she's just a k

OMG. I hate it so, so much. I cannot express how much I hate this for Callie. I can sort of understand Sophia's role in this, she's just a kid. But Robert refusing to re-sign the papers is just absolute bullshit.

So, Callie has asked Robert to help her fundraise for Girls United since Rita was completely burnt out and had no more ideas on how...

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High School Musical: The Musical: The Series 2X12: Second Chances

Okay, I have no idea why I was so sure that Howie was in on this harness theft with Lily, but apparently, I was very wrong. And also, WTF Lily? How can you steal Ricky's harness and then try to date him? What kind of sociopath are you? Plus, I don't even get to see the second act? Why would you deny me of that?

So, basically, Howie was just enamored by Kourtney's performance and that's why he was acting all shady. I don't buy it. But, that seems to be all there was to it. And it seems ...

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Drunk Re-Watch: It's Always Sunny In Philidelphia 10X1: The Gang Beats Boggs

A double happy Sunday for you.

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Drunk Re-Watch: It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia 10X4: Charlie Work

Happy Sunday.

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Schedule April 14-18

Hello, hello. Happy Saturday.

Dan is starting to feel better. I am starting to feel worse. Can't win 'em all. As for now, I don't anticipate any changes. I might not sound great as we go into next week, but we've been here before. I'm sure it will be fine.

This week we finish S2 of High School Musical: The Musical: The Series; and start S3 of it. Final Destination 2 posted today, and two drunk re-watches of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia will post tomorrow. God, I love this sho...

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Final Destination 2

You guys, this was so much fun. And much more visually violent than the first movie (which I just think added to the enjoyment). If I didn't already have to film something else after this, I probably would have just watched the next one.

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True Blood 5X9: Everybody Wants to Rule the World

Wow. Two good episodes in a row for True Blood. I'm excited.

But the truth is, I'm so far behind. And this is always my last description to type up. So, I hate that I'm going to Wikipedia an episode I actually really enjoyed, but this week was so busy with Dan being home sick. I'll take a little bit of a break here if I can. Lol.

At Authority Headquarters Eric continues to plot to save Nora from herself, and news of the bombings of Tru Blood factories arrives.

Sookie, with...

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Arrow 7X14: Brothers and Sisters

Okay, tell me I'm not the only one who was completely shocked to find out that Emiko is working with Dante and that she's been working to get his trust as much as he has hers. I want to say I didn't like this episode, because I usually don't when they are ARGUS heavy, but I enjoyed this. It helped that I'm really into what's happening in the flash forwards right now as well.

John comes and tells Oliver and Felicity about Diaz being in the Ghost Initiative. And Felicity is not happy. I m...

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The Mentalist 1X5: Redwood

Okay, so we've got a dead girl and a missing girl. And rumor around town is that the missing girl killed the dead girl and took off.

Eventually, missing girl, Nicole, shows up at a convenience store covered in blood, holding a knife, with no memory of what happened. The local cops find this convenient and already has plans to book her for murder as soon as she's out of the hospital. Bro. No.

Patrick talks to her and starts to actually get somewhere. She can remember the two girls ...

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The Fosters 2X9: Leaky Faucet

So we all end up at this Mexican street fair, which looks like a pretty good time. Although, if I were there I'd be all over Callie and Wyat

So we all end up at this Mexican street fair, which looks like a pretty good time. Although, if I were there I'd be all over Callie and Wyatt's eat everything we can find until we die, plan. Lol.

Jesus tries to impress Hayley with a well thought out date, but she's less than impressed. Now, to be fair, as annoying, manipulative, and awful as ...

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High School Musical: The Musical: The Series 2X11: Showtime

So, it seems like Ricky is just fine after his fall. Both he and Ashlyn have some wrist braces, but mostly they're uninjured.

And I think the play is going great. I've never seen a high school production of anything (I don't think) so I have no idea if they are all this good or elaborate, but I was very into this. It probably helps that Beauty and the Beast came out when I was about 11 and did nothing but read, so I know this movie pretty well.

But, no matter how well I think it'...

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Hart of Dixie 1X5: Faith and Infidelity

Okay, I know we skipped 1X4, but I've been told that that was the way they were actually supposed to air, so the next episode will be 1X4 and then we'll follow that with 1X6.

OMG. I really hope the season finale is Butter Bitch dying somehow. Right now, I'm thinking eaten by Burt Reynolds is the best way for her to go. God. She's such a bitch. Why does George put up with her? He's so nice and she's so not. Blech.

Anyway, Brick is out of town so Zoe has the practice to herself fo...

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Prison Break 2X22: Sona

I don't know what the fuck just happened at the end of this episode. It feels like we suddenly got transported into an episode of Lost.

But, before all that, things are actually kind of going okay. Sara gets off completely, and they also decide to drop all the charges from Lincoln as well. Kellerman's testimony really sealed the deal there, but then he got arrested. (But also his prison van got shot up so I have no idea what's going on with him). Sara is giddy to tell the brothers, but ...

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The Vampire Diaries 4X12: A View to a Kill

I absolutely did not think we were actually going to kill Kol. That said, I had no idea how we were ever going to get Damon out of basement jail without doing so, but I figured they'd find some magical Bonnie way of doing it. But instead, we actually have a dead Kol.

So, even though most of this episode is all set up to kill Kol, I'm still surprised. Elena has decided (I feel like someone maybe mentioned it in the previous episode though) that the best way to finish Jeremy's hunter mark...

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The Mentalist 1X4: Ladies in Red

So Patrick is up to his old tricks and as basically solved the case before we've even started. But, as usual, he sets up a huge elaborate plot to get the evidence needed to convict. And, as usual, it's super fun to watch.

We've got this 'rich' guy (or, previously rich guy, I guess) who was tortured, but the body disappeared. As soon as Patrick enters the room, he realizes that the bookcase is actually the door to the panic room and once he figures out the code (hiding in plain sight), t...

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Arrow 7X13: Star City Slayer

Another episode that I really enjoyed. I'm sure this is starting to sound like I hate this show, but I'm just shocked that after all this time, the show is still good. That doesn't always happen in the 7th season of a show that got full 22-24 episode seasons.

Let's start with: I was wrong. I assumed that the notes Dinah was getting last episode were the same ones Laurel was getting. And I assumed the issue at hand was taken care of. Not so much, no. Turns out we're all (minus Oliver and...

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The Fosters 2X8: Girls Reunited

I really enjoyed this episode. I didn't realize how much I missed the group home and the girls (and Cole) until we got to see it again. Fing

I really enjoyed this episode. I didn't realize how much I missed the group home and the girls (and Cole) until we got to see it again. Fingers crossed we don't wait as long to see them next time.

So, it's Open House at Girls United and Callie decides to come stay for the weekend to help out (and also, apparently, to be an example of what the...

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High School Musical: The Musical: The Series 2X10: The Transformation

I was pretty underwhelmed by this episode. It might have been because I didn't love last episode and I really wanted this one to be great. Or it might have just been that this wasn't a great episode. Either way, Gina and E.J. have finally planned a date!

So Ricky is struggling with the Beast transformation scene. And honestly, even if he wasn't and was able to do it perfectly, it still doesn't look that great. Then Jenn finds out that North High managed to get their hands on the tech sp...

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Hart of Dixie 1X3: Gumbo & Glory

This show continues to be heartwarming and cozy. And of course poor Zoe would get bitten by the snake herself.

So, it's the annual gumbo cooking competition, and Zoe has decided that she's going to enter and win so the people will love her. Yeah, they still aren't all that keen on her. But, at least she seems to have a few friends. The mayor and Wade both really like her, and so does George, despite Butter Bitch's many protests. But, she's determined to win over the town. I love the sp...

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Prison Break 2X21: Fin Del Camino

Wow. I so was not expecting that from Mahone. It actually makes a lot of sense though, if you think about it. Half the people on this damn show are just trying to get out from under the Company's thumb.

So, Michael shows up at the hotel where Pocket Boy is and immediately notices that he's got (what he thinks are) FBI agents watching him. Just to make sure, he pays a kid to set off some fireworks, and when they hear what they think are gunshots, they reach for their ankle holsters. Mic...

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The Vampire Diaries 4X11: Catch Me If You Can

Oh man. That 'This is just who I am when I'm not in love with you,' from Stefan was brutal. You could literally feel the two of them in that

Oh man. That 'This is just who I am when I'm not in love with you,' from Stefan was brutal. You could literally feel the two of them in that scene.

So, Jeremy refuses to kill the vampires at the bar. He's pissed because Damon told him he wouldn't have to kill an innocent people. But Damon, desperate for a cure for Elena, tries to talk him int...

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9-1-1 8X13: Invisible

You guys. My heart kind of crumbled when Chris was all, 'You're gonna be my dad again?' Come on. (Ignore the fact that all Eddie has been trying to do for, like, 2 years is be Christopher's dad). I love that the two of them are FINALLY getting back together.

So, Eddie is planning to ask Christopher to move back in with him by surprising him with basketball tickets (I forget the team. Basketball is my least favorite of the top American sports teams. By far). But, when he's about to bring...

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